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Would you..
1. Give me your number? I have.
2. Have sex with me? Not if a rift opened in hell and all mankind were doomed.
3. Let me kiss you? See above.
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? If it were a good movie.
5. Let me take you out to dinner? If you're paying, sure.
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? If you payed me gas money.
7. Take a shower with me? See question 2.
8. Be my bf/gf? see question 2.
9. Have a fling with me? see question 2.
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? That's a stretch.
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? If the end result was you being really drunk and doing something stupid, yes.
12. Take me home for the night? If you were locked out, perhaps.
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? Not a chance.
14. Sing car kareoke w/ me? I have no dignity, so yes.
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn’t want to go alone? Just to laugh at you.
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? No.
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? That's your own damn fault and stupidity.
Do you...
18. Think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? Not from my point of view.
19. Like my style? You definately have a style.
20. Think im funny? Yeah.
21. Care about me? Define "care."
Would you...
22. Cry if i died? For a while.
23. Stop me if i tried to commit suicide? Yeah, I don't want to have to tell your family...or clean it up.
24. Dance with me? If it involved the Robot.
25. Sing happy birthday to me? Yeah.
26. Would u come to a toga party if i had 1? If there were no undergarment laws.
27. Would u let me live with u if i had nowhere 2 go? Rent, my friend.
28. would u come over rite now if i asked u 2? Only to give you spelling lessons.
29. would u take me 2 a dance if i havent had my 1st dance? Ask a girl.
30. would u die for me or take a bullet for me? Die no, bullet yes.
31. would help me run evil espionage missions? Of course, but I'd have to be the one masterminding them.
32. what would you do if i I said I loved you? Punch you. Hard.
33. what would you do if i was hospitalized? Laugh, then visit. Then laugh.
34. what would u do if I got in a fight and you were there? Beat the shit out of both of you panzies...just kidding.
35. What Do You Think About My~
> Personality: It's...different.
> Eyes: You have eyes.
> Face: You also have a face.
> Hair: Indeed, you possess hair.
> Voice: It is a voice.
> Humor: You have humor.
> Choice of music: That's questionable.
> Mannerisms: Indifferent.
> Family: Your Mom's pretty good.
36. Would You~
> Be my friend: Sure.
> Tell me the truth, no matter what: I am brutally honest.
> Lie to make me feel better: All the time.
> Spread rumors about me: If it came to that. Kidding.
> Keep a secret if I told you one: Depends...yeah, I would.
> Loan me some cash: You're toeing the line, pal.
> Hold my hand: See question 2.
> Keep in touch: like, touch you?
> Try and solve my problems: They're your problems.
> do anything for me: Do anything as in the vague form like anything involving anything or just anything in general?
1. Give me your number? I have.
2. Have sex with me? Not if a rift opened in hell and all mankind were doomed.
3. Let me kiss you? See above.
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? If it were a good movie.
5. Let me take you out to dinner? If you're paying, sure.
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? If you payed me gas money.
7. Take a shower with me? See question 2.
8. Be my bf/gf? see question 2.
9. Have a fling with me? see question 2.
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? That's a stretch.
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? If the end result was you being really drunk and doing something stupid, yes.
12. Take me home for the night? If you were locked out, perhaps.
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? Not a chance.
14. Sing car kareoke w/ me? I have no dignity, so yes.
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn’t want to go alone? Just to laugh at you.
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? No.
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? That's your own damn fault and stupidity.
Do you...
18. Think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? Not from my point of view.
19. Like my style? You definately have a style.
20. Think im funny? Yeah.
21. Care about me? Define "care."
Would you...
22. Cry if i died? For a while.
23. Stop me if i tried to commit suicide? Yeah, I don't want to have to tell your family...or clean it up.
24. Dance with me? If it involved the Robot.
25. Sing happy birthday to me? Yeah.
26. Would u come to a toga party if i had 1? If there were no undergarment laws.
27. Would u let me live with u if i had nowhere 2 go? Rent, my friend.
28. would u come over rite now if i asked u 2? Only to give you spelling lessons.
29. would u take me 2 a dance if i havent had my 1st dance? Ask a girl.
30. would u die for me or take a bullet for me? Die no, bullet yes.
31. would help me run evil espionage missions? Of course, but I'd have to be the one masterminding them.
32. what would you do if i I said I loved you? Punch you. Hard.
33. what would you do if i was hospitalized? Laugh, then visit. Then laugh.
34. what would u do if I got in a fight and you were there? Beat the shit out of both of you panzies...just kidding.
35. What Do You Think About My~
> Personality: It's...different.
> Eyes: You have eyes.
> Face: You also have a face.
> Hair: Indeed, you possess hair.
> Voice: It is a voice.
> Humor: You have humor.
> Choice of music: That's questionable.
> Mannerisms: Indifferent.
> Family: Your Mom's pretty good.
36. Would You~
> Be my friend: Sure.
> Tell me the truth, no matter what: I am brutally honest.
> Lie to make me feel better: All the time.
> Spread rumors about me: If it came to that. Kidding.
> Keep a secret if I told you one: Depends...yeah, I would.
> Loan me some cash: You're toeing the line, pal.
> Hold my hand: See question 2.
> Keep in touch: like, touch you?
> Try and solve my problems: They're your problems.
> do anything for me: Do anything as in the vague form like anything involving anything or just anything in general?