// Ocho [voice post]
Koenma-kun, Yuusuke-chan.
Listen.
[Ani's natural creepy voice playing the storyteller]
Once upon a time... in a great city, an orange haired dolt grew up happy and contented, in spite of a jealous stepmother. He was very pretty, with beady eyes and curly orange hair. His skin was delicate and fair, and so he was called Kuwabara. Everyone was quite sure he would become very beautiful. Though his stepmother was a wicked woman, she too was very beautiful, and the magic mirror told her this every day, whenever she asked it.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the loveliest lady in the land?" The reply was always; "You are, your Majesty," until the dreadful day when she heard it say, "Kuwabara is the loveliest in the land." The stepmother was furious and, wild with jealousy, began plotting to get rid of his rival. Calling one of her trusty servants, she bribed him with a rich reward to take Kuwabara into the school, far away from the city. Then, unseen, he was to put him to death. The greedy servant, attracted to the reward, agreed to do this deed, and he led the innocent little boy away.
Night came, but the servant did not return. Kuwabara, alone in the dark school, began to cry bitterly.
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If you tell this story to Hiei-kun or Kurama or those annoying Shu-Ra, little Kuwabara-kun will be tortured until I throttle him with his own guts, I bet you don't want to bear the blame of his pain, right?. I recommend you to go and fetch him and ask him the location of my current residence.
Adieu ~