May 05, 2009 17:27
Just for the record, I'd like to state at this time, for all and sundry's notice:
After I am dead, I utterly reject any attempt by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, commonly known as the Mormons, to baptise me via proxy rites into their body.
Are we very clear on this? I don't care what family member of mine you ask. I don't care what right you think you have to make this decision on my behalf. I don't want it. I will reject it. If you are stupid enough to get me a pass into Heavenly Father's afterlife, I will make His and your afterlives into something that the denizens of Hell, Gehenna, and Tartarus would thank their blasphemous lives for having managed to avoid.
I am not going to be bound by your nonsense. I have my own brand of nonsense already, thank you.
death,
mormonism,
idiocy