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whit: "how can you stand to leave the cupboard doors open like this???"
nat: "same way you can stand to have this place a fucking mess all the time."
nat takes oatmeal out of microwave. picks up spoon from sink. examines it. eh, good enough. stirs oatmeal. places back in microwave.
whit laughs.
nat: "bitch dont even act like you dont do the exact same thing."
whit: "...yeah."
this is why i cant live with my parents anymore. they make me do ridiculous things like shut kitchen cupboards and use clean dishes.
i need a summer internship...
nat: "same way you can stand to have this place a fucking mess all the time."
nat takes oatmeal out of microwave. picks up spoon from sink. examines it. eh, good enough. stirs oatmeal. places back in microwave.
whit laughs.
nat: "bitch dont even act like you dont do the exact same thing."
whit: "...yeah."
this is why i cant live with my parents anymore. they make me do ridiculous things like shut kitchen cupboards and use clean dishes.
i need a summer internship...