if it's only a fantasy, then why is it killing me?

Jan 25, 2008 10:42

Torres was by far and away the winner with 35 per cent of the total vote. One respondent said “He’s more attractive than my last girlfriend,” and another “I’d probably go with him even if I didn’t have to.”

Second place went to Spurs’ Jermain Jenas (“I found myself gripping the remote a little more tightly than a man should when he scored the other night.”)

Third was Blackburn’s Roque Santa Cruz (“To my great shame, he recently featured in an erotic dream.”) WAHAHAHHAHA.

The rest of the list is:

4. David James (“Would bring a certain maturity to the occasion.”) O_____________________________-o

5. Theo Walcott (“Probably wouldn’t want to try anything too complicated.”) okay that's just being paedo!

6. Nani (“Smooth”) er.

7. Ricardo Carvalho (“Would probably take you to the theatre first.”) LOL.

8. Shaun Wright Phillips (“Petite” and “bubbly”) are they blind?!

9. Kaka, who made it in spite of not playing in England (“I feel it would be the best way to show my gratitude for what he did to United.”) HAHAHAHAH omg that is hilarious.

10. Jeremy Aliadiere (“Looks like he smells nice”) O_O does he?!

okay, so you're telling me that in addition to the millions of Fernando fangirls worldwide, i now have to contend with men as well.

thanks. >_>

strange note: Jacq said that her mom predicted i would be the first out of us to get married. THIS IS A SIGN FERNANDO TORRES! I BE WAITING AT THE MARRIAGE REGISTRY TOMORROW!

p.s. Anee, i hope everything went okay at the hospital! <3
[edit] i just talked to Anee on msn and she said she's feeling okay! she had minor day surgery today to remove a cyst in her neck. don't worry people! :) [/edit]

sc!jacqlala makes me spend munnies, lj!anee ate pernia on toast, fútbol!fernando torres - 2 gd 2 b true

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