female stoner flix
so, i was thinking back on some of my favorite stoner movies and realized they’re all about men. and the feminist in me is like “what the fuck, there are female stoners too!” so i started thinking about how a stoner movie with two or three female leads could go.
two chicks could get stoned, wind up at a strip club for “ladies’ night,” recognize a senator/the president/the prime minister/some kind of politician, and convince him to throw on a teddy, some heels, and way too much makeup, get upstage for a group karaoke rendition of “girls just wanna have fun.” and then they could all jump into the politician’s private jet and wind up somewhere riding an elephant. or something eually ridiculous. like flying to paris and both the girls and the politician getting into a french fashion designer's runway show wearing bizzare clothes. and they could ride elephants in the fashion show, because fashion shows are kind of weird to begin with.
or, a pair/trio of physicists, all women, of course, and at least one of whom is a mother, catch a high-school-aged son/daughter with weed, reminisce about their own pot-smoking college days, and smoke it themselves “for old times’ sake.” then over a munchies-induced cheetos and m&ms binge, they could figure out the solution for time travel or dimension hopping or something, rush to their lab (because, for convinces’ sake, that would be the topic of their research) and build a time machine/dimension portal. only, it would be small. and a refrigerator would have just happened to have been delivered to the lab in the past few days. and they paint the giant box like a rocket ship, stick their device inside, and indulge in some thrilling shenanigans in the past/future/parallel dimension/alternate reality they get transported too. and they could take the lab’s mascot, a cat named captain friskies, on their adventures. and the physicists could ride an elephant, too. or maybe some giraffes. or dinosaurs! ohmygod, they could go to the 1800s, get some authentic cowboy attire, then take it back 70 million years and ride dinosaurs! arrrrrrrgh that would be awesome! or they could become pirates in the sixteenth century.
or…yeah. that’s all i’ve got right now. but the world needs female-led stoner movies. it just does.
two chicks could get stoned, wind up at a strip club for “ladies’ night,” recognize a senator/the president/the prime minister/some kind of politician, and convince him to throw on a teddy, some heels, and way too much makeup, get upstage for a group karaoke rendition of “girls just wanna have fun.” and then they could all jump into the politician’s private jet and wind up somewhere riding an elephant. or something eually ridiculous. like flying to paris and both the girls and the politician getting into a french fashion designer's runway show wearing bizzare clothes. and they could ride elephants in the fashion show, because fashion shows are kind of weird to begin with.
or, a pair/trio of physicists, all women, of course, and at least one of whom is a mother, catch a high-school-aged son/daughter with weed, reminisce about their own pot-smoking college days, and smoke it themselves “for old times’ sake.” then over a munchies-induced cheetos and m&ms binge, they could figure out the solution for time travel or dimension hopping or something, rush to their lab (because, for convinces’ sake, that would be the topic of their research) and build a time machine/dimension portal. only, it would be small. and a refrigerator would have just happened to have been delivered to the lab in the past few days. and they paint the giant box like a rocket ship, stick their device inside, and indulge in some thrilling shenanigans in the past/future/parallel dimension/alternate reality they get transported too. and they could take the lab’s mascot, a cat named captain friskies, on their adventures. and the physicists could ride an elephant, too. or maybe some giraffes. or dinosaurs! ohmygod, they could go to the 1800s, get some authentic cowboy attire, then take it back 70 million years and ride dinosaurs! arrrrrrrgh that would be awesome! or they could become pirates in the sixteenth century.
or…yeah. that’s all i’ve got right now. but the world needs female-led stoner movies. it just does.