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My next door neighbor, who kept me up Monday night due to her watching Dirty Dancing and making mixed drinks after midnight, is now squealing on the phone.
Why, you may ask? She apparently had anal sex for 30 seconds, but she hadn't planned on it, didn't go through with it, and has promised to whoever she's on the phone with that it will never happen again. And the person on the other end should just shut up, because he/she has had it and liked it.
How can this girl not realize that the walls here aren't that thick? I mean, surely she's heard me or some other neighbor on the phone...wouldn't it follow that we can hear her? Why won't she just get laryngitis, or a brain?
Why, you may ask? She apparently had anal sex for 30 seconds, but she hadn't planned on it, didn't go through with it, and has promised to whoever she's on the phone with that it will never happen again. And the person on the other end should just shut up, because he/she has had it and liked it.
How can this girl not realize that the walls here aren't that thick? I mean, surely she's heard me or some other neighbor on the phone...wouldn't it follow that we can hear her? Why won't she just get laryngitis, or a brain?