Gravity is Not A Friend to Old Ladies

Sep 05, 2009 15:57

Just to update you on the critical cartwheel situation...

This morning, while recovering from a wine night on my mom's patio, (5 glasses, yes, 5), I decided her soft grassy backyard would be a great place to try to do a cartwheel.

This is what I found out:

1) cartwheels require momentum
2) cartwheels also require upper body strength
3) cartwheels require a much smaller booty

The experience was a bit jarring really. Half cartwheel completed with a fine dismount if you ask me.

Thank you! Thank you very much!

And for my next trick...
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