Oct 19, 2004 21:28
hey guys, sry i ahvent been updating school is kicking my ass and i found out i wanted to be a cryropractor yeah its crazy. but i need a concert really bad ill go to almost abything. also applying to a job at the local toysae us,,, gonna be sweet...yeah i really miss talkin to you guys my house kinda suxks unless u have beer or u like hanging up sheetrock and doing construction... just talk to me if ya wanna hang out i can now navagate south jersey wooo..
happy 1 month corey wooooooooo
i <3 you
sry for my emoness ness
i relized i had a hobby i write down quotes and slured sayings i hear in real life, tv, radio, and from just anywhere.. even my friends.. so enjoy
I'm on a mission from god.
Fuck the grayhound bus.
Empty out ya candy son.
The maple has landed.
Life sucks, buy a puppy.
Godammit what is wrong with you people.
The cool kid.
Suck my fat one.
Werd.
Its like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!
The whole fucking world is against me.
Timberlin this up.
I have lisdexia.
Get Bent.
Fuck you, fuck that and who the fuck are you.
Get eatin that nut strap biatch!!
Did he just compare my life to the drakes cakes duck?
6 spy spy.
I'm a racoon pimpmaster.
Flaming llamas... hell yea.
Holy shit nice lamp dude.
I'll roll yoo ass fool.
Stuff yo ass.
Thats Boss Yo.
I'm soo riped i can tear a phonebook in half With my eyelids.
"We've come to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us."
Fish!
Someone needs a hug!!
I love your mom.
Ducks?
Property of
TweeK Gunderson Inc.
Dammit im not cuban and i dont run a drug cartel..
Ham+Cheese=Ren.
Pedro-Chicken=Jamaca/AJ=Pig.
Una porfavor ass.
What time is it?????...Its time to get ill!!!!
Fat cheese for the win!!
Tell the ralph sent you.
You know the peeps you can make your own peps with the peep maker.
He's stupid, cause he's useless, look at him.
Man I told that nigga to eat a dick.
I hear you knockin but u cant come in!!
Guess what ociffer you smell like bacon..
Pot is my musk, I reek pot its my fuckin musk.
Peace out cub scout.
Darkness conceals the hippopotamus.
As the kids say, "Be there scumbag."
Graffabear.
I would honor you in a way that monkeys and the clerks from wawa would understand.
Go cat farts.
Bad ass mother 4000.
Its soo wonderful, Its like someone stabed Mr bubble.
Its Anti WTF man..
I dunked my head in the toilet, cause I had to get real, cause I felt plastic..
He stabed me with a microwave.
This twinkie changed my life.
Rev up for hot monkey sex.
Drive chevys, shop at wallmart, never miss an episode of friends.. these are americans.
I'm the magical oven of the forest.
It's all chill down in muffinville.
Kanichy wah bitches.
Walking like a duck cause this coat hanger is on my foot.
Oh my god he has candy... oh i love you candy.
I'm gonna use the fonkinstien and call.
Are you my Penpal?
Was beat like a spanish mule.
Like a dog climbing a tree..
Out my foot in front of.. PIE!
But its beautiful... so is a peacock.. but u cant eat it till its cooked.
Don't make fun of my emu farm?
It's ok we all were alone.. Upset.. Naked on a golf course.
It's like the new milk and cookies.. Tweek & Newton's.. Strawberry edition.
Thats a crack in the wood.
Ohh man a shrink ray.. Just like that time in muphet babies..
Waa haa he made a pun about a fax.. Haa haa..
I hopped in my cadilac and pimped it.
I dont plan on dieing over a hotdog.. And if i do.. I was killed by the hotdog of death...
Thank god I took those kung foo lessons BIATCH... Hey look! A penny!
Pimps of the sea.
Magical monkies are running away with my brain cells and tempting me with fried chicken...
Yeah im crazy good at college.
E Fuckin Moo.
Craptastic!
I must cut the el lawno.
Just like the exersist on coke.
They gonna bomb the octogon.. The fuckin octagon.
There like cat buglers, but more violent,, so gorrila burglers.
Grease pig!!
Ghost ride that mudda fucka.
Some squirels climb trees.. Some squirels collect acorns,, other squirels kick ass and are badass mothers who don't take shit and give you rabies..... Thank you.
It's a sign from the people at wallmart.. I must get food.
I didn't know they let encanhted frogs on the hovercraft.
I'm totally incohearant you could say moenkeys eat bananas and I could be baffled.
Karate explosion.