Lewd Dialogue
with my sister T. last night while getting ready to go out.
me: *opens baby powder and it flies everywhere*
me: ugh! I got white stuff all over my chest! It looks like a bad end to a bad date.
t: *giggles*
me: *pats it and makes it worse*
me: *mumbles* now it looks like i've been to a bukkake ...
t: *bursts out laughing*
me: *points finger* don't you laugh! you shouldn't know what that word means!
t: *goes back to giggling*
me: what the fuck, you're 18!
See? It's not just me. My entire family is perverted. Similarly, I have a new quote I picked up:
"She had so many dicks in her she looked like a porcupine"
Northern Ontario .. so precious.
me: *opens baby powder and it flies everywhere*
me: ugh! I got white stuff all over my chest! It looks like a bad end to a bad date.
t: *giggles*
me: *pats it and makes it worse*
me: *mumbles* now it looks like i've been to a bukkake ...
t: *bursts out laughing*
me: *points finger* don't you laugh! you shouldn't know what that word means!
t: *goes back to giggling*
me: what the fuck, you're 18!
See? It's not just me. My entire family is perverted. Similarly, I have a new quote I picked up:
"She had so many dicks in her she looked like a porcupine"
Northern Ontario .. so precious.