Today
I:
Swallowed a bug.
Used pamplemousse 3 times wrongly in sentences.
Completed 4 sudoku puzzles -- 1 at tricky level even.
Tried to call each of my parents. Apparently they are like geese and migrate with the weather.
Brushed my hair.
Decided to become a firefighter as my next job [mainly so I can pole dance on the firepole].
Decided to make aloo gobi from scratch for me, red-hot beef with cashews for Dave, with basmati rice and chinese broccoli for dinner.
Ate all the limbs off my gingerbread puppy, leaving only its head [which Dave mercifully ate].
Swallowed a bug.
Used pamplemousse 3 times wrongly in sentences.
Completed 4 sudoku puzzles -- 1 at tricky level even.
Tried to call each of my parents. Apparently they are like geese and migrate with the weather.
Brushed my hair.
Decided to become a firefighter as my next job [mainly so I can pole dance on the firepole].
Decided to make aloo gobi from scratch for me, red-hot beef with cashews for Dave, with basmati rice and chinese broccoli for dinner.
Ate all the limbs off my gingerbread puppy, leaving only its head [which Dave mercifully ate].