Oct 03, 2005 16:43
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS.......
1.You mastered the art of cheating and cramming.
2. you rolled your skirt. or still do.
3. At one time, you liked your uniform
4. You got kicks outta being able to just roll out bed and leave
5. You had a way of making yourself look so innocent when everyone knows that you really aren't.
6. It cost you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot somewhere around there.
7. Everyone hugs each other to greet people
8. At dances, you formed an all-girls circle where no guys could take over
9. You're blonde, once were, wish you were, or pretend u are.
10. You violated as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretended that you 'didnt know' and still try to get out of the detention u just got.
11. You have countless obsessions with guys you have never even met or never talked to
12. At least two of your friends thought that they were pregnant by junior year
13. You have NO problem joking around about being a lesbian. at all.
14. You spent many a religion class listening to your teacher preach about the Church's take on premarital sex, abortion, and the death penalty
16. "Remember whens" are your specialty
17. At least one of your friends names are Sarah, Katie, Megan, or Lauren
18. guys ask you if you still have your uniform and if you would wear it for them
19. your skirts stopped fitting, but were too cheap/lazy to buy new ones, so you just didnt fully put them on
20. shaving your legs was optional, even when wearing skirts. actually, putting any effort into your appearance was optional.
21. whenever a new guy came to the school, the entire student body of girls knew his name, car he were driving, which school he came from and eye color within minutes.
22. The Guys Just get passed around!...and u've hookd up with ALL THE SAME guys ur friends have. and no1 gives a shit
23. Everyone knows about everyone elses business!..even if you've never talked to them
24. everyone likes to talk shit but doesnt back it up or do anything about it
25. Call the girls at your skool a HOE for no reason.
26. you could recite mass word for word and dont think its weird.
27. nuns <3 what the hell is up with them?
28. alcohol is like oxygen sometimes, or u pretend it is.
29. you say u "hate drama" but always seem to the be one starting it.
30. you live for going to the bathroom in pairs, just LIVE for it!
31. you learned to love polo shirts and have them in every color
32. when u get a dirty look in the hallway it just doesnt pahse you anymore.
33. your idea of wearing ur skirt long is right below ur ass
34. knee socks <3... your so used to them you'd probably bring them to college with u if some1 didnt stop you
35. this perfetly describes your life