Definitely No Subject
So the Admiral says the war on terror is going to last 15 years. What happens in 2022? Is there something they're not telling us? Does it have to do with the 100th anniversary of the independence of the Republic of Ireland? Or even the 100th anniversary of Nosferatu, or the BBC? Or the Queen's Platinum Jubilee? Wil fragments from 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann dive-bomb the atmosphere ending all life on Earth?
Meanwhile we are encouraged to snitch on our neighbours and tell the Police if they're up to anything suspicious. Well, yesterday one of my neighbours put their newspaper in the wrong bin, so I was straight on the phone to Sting, only to be told he was busy.
I wrote a shopping list yesterday before I went into town: get haircut, buy smaller MP3 player, buy new tent for Maelstrom etc etc. Organised, you might think. Well, no, I forgot to take it with me. So I only remembered my haircut and then spent an hour sipping coffee and listening to live jazz in the bandstand (the jazz was in the bandstand, not me).
Off today to the Barns Green music festival. The only music festival I've ever seen advertised which boasts a Pimms Tent. No doubt it will rain, but it will give me an excellent opportunity to spy on the neighbouring village. And then I'll try and get hold of Mr Sting again and tell him everything.
Meanwhile we are encouraged to snitch on our neighbours and tell the Police if they're up to anything suspicious. Well, yesterday one of my neighbours put their newspaper in the wrong bin, so I was straight on the phone to Sting, only to be told he was busy.
I wrote a shopping list yesterday before I went into town: get haircut, buy smaller MP3 player, buy new tent for Maelstrom etc etc. Organised, you might think. Well, no, I forgot to take it with me. So I only remembered my haircut and then spent an hour sipping coffee and listening to live jazz in the bandstand (the jazz was in the bandstand, not me).
Off today to the Barns Green music festival. The only music festival I've ever seen advertised which boasts a Pimms Tent. No doubt it will rain, but it will give me an excellent opportunity to spy on the neighbouring village. And then I'll try and get hold of Mr Sting again and tell him everything.