Its official I hate the F**KING FRENCH. I now understand why the rest of the world hates them too. Its been less than a week and so much shit has happened to me.
1. I politely ask a man what the time is and he then turned around and slapped me, as well as abused me. Ask Ali for the full story.
2. I went clubbing with a few other backpackers, well in the end I was drugged and semi seduced by a French woman. I mean semi because I woke up at the front door fully clothed, but I cant remember a thing. Never again do I trust the french or backpackers.
3. Plus I was in the city of love without my girl. Now Im in Madrid hunting down Beckham for my girl.
Why do these things happen to me, I mean im a nice young chap. Well Jess I semi cheated, so now you have my permission to cut off my toes, but be gentle. Hey dont worry about my offer as i might be coming home early, but if you feel that you must still try to convince Ali to come meet me, I wont complain.
I still feel like shit from that stupid french woman drugging me. Once again i'll say it I HATE THE FRENCH.
So fill me in on whats happening in your romance, not too many details thanks. I'm sure Ali has filed you in on ours.
One last thing. I do ask that you say a prayer for the boy we lost so suddenly. I also ask that you take care of my girl and make sure that she is doing ok. I am truly great full in return.
I won't chop of your toes, I think semi-seduction is enough punishment. That's horrible, stupid FRENCH fuckers!!!
Yes, I heard about the Beckham hunting, have fun with that, Alex figured you'd just cut off a lock of some random's hair and say it was Beckham's. Smart move.
I'm always looking out for her and even though, I never got a chance to meet Branndon (Alex says that's the cool way to spell it!) he is in my heart. Because, anyone who loves Alex like you boys do (more so on your part now!) deserves a place there.
As for my details I shall presume Alex will fill you in...best friends are annoying that way, we share way too much.
Come back for Christmas, I'm taking over Alex's family and having lunch there. We must meet at some point because you're so important to her and because there are just so many damn stories to tell.
I'm taking care of your girl while your away and all I'm going to ask is that you take care of yourself in return. No more getting drugged out by french woman!
1. I politely ask a man what the time is and he then turned around and slapped me, as well as abused me. Ask Ali for the full story.
2. I went clubbing with a few other backpackers, well in the end I was drugged and semi seduced by a French woman. I mean semi because I woke up at the front door fully clothed, but I cant remember a thing. Never again do I trust the french or backpackers.
3. Plus I was in the city of love without my girl. Now Im in Madrid hunting down Beckham for my girl.
Why do these things happen to me, I mean im a nice young chap. Well Jess I semi cheated, so now you have my permission to cut off my toes, but be gentle. Hey dont worry about my offer as i might be coming home early, but if you feel that you must still try to convince Ali to come meet me, I wont complain.
I still feel like shit from that stupid french woman drugging me. Once again i'll say it I HATE THE FRENCH.
So fill me in on whats happening in your romance, not too many details thanks. I'm sure Ali has filed you in on ours.
One last thing. I do ask that you say a prayer for the boy we lost so suddenly. I also ask that you take care of my girl and make sure that she is doing ok. I am truly great full in return.
love Jarred (just incase)
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Yes, I heard about the Beckham hunting, have fun with that, Alex figured you'd just cut off a lock of some random's hair and say it was Beckham's. Smart move.
I'm always looking out for her and even though, I never got a chance to meet Branndon (Alex says that's the cool way to spell it!) he is in my heart. Because, anyone who loves Alex like you boys do (more so on your part now!) deserves a place there.
As for my details I shall presume Alex will fill you in...best friends are annoying that way, we share way too much.
Come back for Christmas, I'm taking over Alex's family and having lunch there. We must meet at some point because you're so important to her and because there are just so many damn stories to tell.
I'm taking care of your girl while your away and all I'm going to ask is that you take care of yourself in return. No more getting drugged out by french woman!
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