I'm feeling meme-y
List 10 of life's simple pleasures
1. New sheets - that first night's sleep on them...yummy
2. Wearing the most comfy but completely housebound clothes
3. Doing your favourite thing
4. Having a really good conversation with a friend
5. Love - although this isn't necessarily simple
6. Food - only really yummy food is included
7. Getting a hug
8. Babies
9. Watching a fire
10. Lazing about in the sun
Instructions:
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. all the time more like it!
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. nothing serious
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in God.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. almost to bees I think
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex I've always been a girl's girl
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal. PROCRASTINATION BRO :p
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends. I'd like to think I would but you never know unless the situation arises.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I watch(ed) Spongebob Squarepants and I like(d) it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro. but not in the lock her up sense
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGI Fridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep. I also laugh and cry
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidextrous
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist
colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone. sort of
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental bitch.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I have met someone famous.
* I play/have played a tabletop RPG like D&D, Spycraft, etc.
* I have regretted the last five years of my life.
* I owe more in credit cards than I do on my car loan..
* I've never had to work third shift. (Night shift?)
* I was able to make it through the meme without screwing up my tags...
* I read manga.
* I can bend my thumb backwards to touch my forearm.
* I spend more time with my Sims than I do with my real friends.
* I know that I have lived at least two past lives, but don't have any way to tangibly explain it to anyone.
* I can speak (or at least get around in) multiple languages.
* I own every novel Danielle Steel has ever written.
* I can't sleep at night unless the TV is on.
* I find Angelina Jolie incredibly sexy as hell.
* I just got married
* i know what 42 is
* No one can ever get over the way I hold a pen/pencil when writing.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||| 36% Materialism |||||||||||||| 56% Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63% Adventurousness |||||| 30% Work ethic |||||||||||| 50% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50% Romantic |||||||||||| 43% Avoidant |||||||||| 36% Anti-authority |||||||||| 36% Wealth |||||| 23% Dependency |||||||||||| 43% Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||| 50% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43% Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76% Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44% Histrionic |||||||||||| 43% Paranoia |||||||||| 36% Vanity |||| 16% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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