The Camper Returns

Feb 18, 2005 16:23

We went camping at the Lake again. It was fun, we shared stories. Playing truth or dare was like pulling teeth and Alex set up the tent yet again ( Read more... )

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doctor dan has done it again!!! danstan_nz February 18 2005, 09:22:37 UTC
ONCE AGAIN, DOCTOR DAN MAY HAVE JUST SAVED YOUR SEX LIFE!



Now this may look like an ordinary fish bowl (flipped upside down dodgily using microsoft paint), but YOU ARE WRONG!

Straight from the lab of Doctor Dan comes his latest invention, the Dan-Contaminator Deluxe! Now you never need worry about catching anything nasty from your sick partner, and still have the opportunity to get cosy!

The Secret: Dan has hand picked 11 secret herbs and spices, and, using glass from the finest Canning Vale sands, created a helmet that somehow prevents unwanted bacteria from getting through. The creation of this truely remarkable, perhaps futuristic device, is a technological advancement surpassed by no one!

Now, how much would you pay for this priceless object? $300? $100? $10?? NO YOU yams IDIOT! It's a bargain, at a mere $69! And you say Doctor Dan doesn't treat you?!?

Order now, and get some installation gloves... FREE! (with an additional payment of $0.69)



Oh Doctor Dan, you're so goth! (copyright Doctor Dan 2005)

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BRILLIANT tweako February 18 2005, 09:47:27 UTC
Oh Doctor Dan, however can I repay you ;)

I'm sure whoopee would be fun with a fishbowl on my head! Although whoopee with you and no fishbowl hehehe Oh I'm such a naughty little fishbowl, installation glove girl!

You are the gothest of the goths Doctor Dan, can I play Naughty Nurse :p

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