And here's the Spanish one, just for sheer What-The-Fuck-ery!
Dance the chiki chiki
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
The chiki chiki is so great
They dance it in China and also in Alcorcón
Give that mulatta chiki chiki
Because the chiki chiki drives her crazy
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
Dance the chiki chiki
Dance the chiki chiki
Heavies dance it
And so do freaks
They dance it in prison
They dance it at school
My mother dances it
And so does my grandmother
The puma sings it
With its striped costume
And Juan Carlos says:
“Why don’t you shut up?”
At Father Damien’s wake
They played the chiki chiki and the dead man started to dance
Dance, dance, dance…
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
¡ One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
I think next year we should all make a point of having semi-final parties as well, so we can see the songs that were too crazy / horrific to make it into the final. The mind can only boggle...
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
The chiki chiki is so great
They dance it in China and also in Alcorcón
Give that mulatta chiki chiki
Because the chiki chiki drives her crazy
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
Dance the chiki chiki
Dance the chiki chiki
Heavies dance it
And so do freaks
They dance it in prison
They dance it at school
My mother dances it
And so does my grandmother
The puma sings it
With its striped costume
And Juan Carlos says:
“Why don’t you shut up?”
At Father Damien’s wake
They played the chiki chiki and the dead man started to dance
Dance, dance, dance…
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
¡ One - the breakdance
Two - the crossed step
Three - the Michael Jackson
Four - the Robocop
I think next year we should all make a point of having semi-final parties as well, so we can see the songs that were too crazy / horrific to make it into the final. The mind can only boggle...