This is why you're fat
The Heart-Attack-On-A-Bun Burger
A burger wrapped bacon topped with an egg and grated cheddar cheese.
The Slayer
A pile of fries topped with a burger, chili, cherry peppers, andouille, onions smothered in jack cheese.
The Pattie LaBurger
A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.
This is why you're fat... you will discover abominations such as you have never seen before. Diabetes wrapped in heart disease wrapped in diet-induced cancer wrapped in more diabetes. But a conflict boils within me: part of me wants to vomit, yet another part covetously salivates at these dishes.
But really, bacon chocolate cake