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[twangles]

In 2007, twangles resolves to...
Give up crashing cars.
Go to the elrics every month.
Backup my aru regularly.
Be nicer to teh_rittehs.
Volunteer to spend time with his clothes.
Give up everything.

...Okay.
I can pull off ...............................every ONE of those but the last two. No, I can even do the second to last one, just not the last one. Alright...! This is going to be a great year.

i. trouvaille Toujours, encore
ii. perdu, très perdu, régulièrement.
iii. visite le treehouse régulièrement.
iv. visite おとうさん。
v. actes polis.
vi. n'oubliez pas.
vii. arrêtez.

...And, let's see. This is a little late. Pretty late.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, twangles sent to me...

Twelve james drumming
Eleven dances piping
Ten letters a-leaping
Nine winters dancing
Eight sleepovers a-milking
Seven elrics a-swimming
Six orgies everything
Five cra-a-a-ashing cars
Four william james
Three his clothes
Two photo albums
...and an aru in a daddy.

............................................'__'; at least three of those are suggestive, oh dear.
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW... 8DDD;; I'M SORRY, I-- I BLAME THE GENERATOR. ...DON'T KILL MEEEE;;; *DIES.*