Kink: Aliens Make Them Do It
Sorry this is coming so late in the week. I was caught off guard by an unscheduled work trip and the flu!
This kink became a fav when it was the theme of one of the very first, and as it happens, very best written Torchwood fics I've ever read. It is near and dear to my heart.
My fav's are probably stories you've already read, because they are just that good! My fav's are determined not just by hot factor or by h/c factor, but by the quality of the writing, as well.
The rest of the list is sort of loosely grouped by sub-genre and pairings. J/I pairings come first, other pairings follow.
A Matter of Honor by louiex
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto is sent to locate Jack, missing on an undercover mission, and finds himself 'compromised' yet 'rescued' by Jack.
Kinks: public sex
An oldie but goodie. It's an intensely hot, somehow touching, first-time fic with the added bonus of public sex.
Lines of Communication by christine_twfan
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When a series of murders lead to aliens in the hub, Jack and Ianto are forced to show the creatures first hand what sex is all about.
Nothing fancy about this story, it's your basic, hot J/I smut story, but it's a good one!
The Dog When the Bell Rings by sanginmychains
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, a slight Jack & Gwen encounter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When an alien party bomb goes off, desires war with personal codes. Inside Torchwood, connections are tenuous, understanding is incomplete, and drugs really don’t ever make that better, even if they come in a hail of glitter.
This story is less about the sex as it is about the heart.
When in Rome by silversolitaire
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto falls through the rift and Jack has to make a certain sacrifice to rescue him.
Kinks: public sex, dub-con
Probably my most re-read Torchwood fic. It's got the main kink, the public sex kink, the first-time trope, and yummy TimeTraveling!Jack taking care of Inexperienced!Ianto.
The Edge in Your Affection Broke My Skin by christinchen
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He was beyond exhausted and not really getting any pleasure from it any more, and yet the alien drug forced Ianto to keep having sex, or it would kill him.
Kinks: dub-con, forced orgasms
Cross-pollination by madeira
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Working at Torchwood is not without danger. Or perks. And sometimes, they're the same thing.
Kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism
Inside You by redsnake05
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Something escapes a canister and infects Jack and Ianto. In public.
Kinks: public sex
Purple Oysters by sorchar and dragonkal
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: hot aphrodisiac-influenced sexing
Kinks: h/c (sort of)
An Exercise in Frustration by waldo
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Something comes up while Ianto is archiving some random artifacts. Problem is, it won't go back down again.
Kinks: masturbation, spanking
Tea with Honey by stagelongsama
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Mysterious things are afoot at a local apiary. Ianto and Jack investigate. And get sidetracked.
Kinks: Crack!fic, which is not so much a kink I guess, as a genre.
White Is The New Red by tthjinni
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So there’s absolutely no reason why he should even be thinking of pressing the centrally-placed, large, white button on the as-still-yet-unidentified piece of alien tech that’s sitting on his desk.
Supermarket Schism by entangled_now
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The alien menace invades the local supermarket.
Sticky Moments by tanarian
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What it says on the tin
Not What You Expected by verasteine
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack/Ianto, aliens made them do it, with a side order of SUV
How Strange the Change by edibleflowers
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: mild NC-17
Summary: Jack dies at the hands of alien mobsters, and then the day gets weirder.
Not the Worst Thing by Canaan Alexander (canaana)
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/Gwen
Rating: R - but just barely
Summary: "This is not the worst thing that's happened since either of us joined Torchwood." Gratuitous sex pollen.
I'm Sorry, I Have a Boyfriend by verasteine
Pairing: Lisa Hallet/Yvonne Hartman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien tech made them do it.
Wish You Were Here (and I Wasn't) by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-15 leaning toward R
Summary: The team are forced on another countryside camping trip.
Hamartia by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-15 leaning toward R
Summary: Owen/Ianto “but you shot me” fallout.
Good Woman Bad by abmo
Pairing: Jack/Tosh
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He realized this wasn't just a truth serum, it had a side effect of making people act on their truths, their urges.
Impolitic by kayliemalinza
Pairing: Tosh/Ianto, Jack
Rating: NC-17
Summary: alien sex pollen
Detente by corona
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/Owen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien friendship ceremony? Or excuse to make humans have sex?
In the Altogether by nightanddaze
Pairing: Team Orgy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After a run-in with some aliens, Team Torchwood hits the showers and reaps the benefits
In the Mood by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Team Orgy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Mistletoe grown on the rift- in other words, the world’s most powerful aphrodisiac- and you’re telling me that Jack has got his hands on some?”
We Happy Few by angstslashhope
Pairing: Various permutations, duplications and confabulations of Tosh, Owen, Ianto & Gwen.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack’s a captive on the Valiant and the Master has initiated the extinction of humanity. Meanwhile, in Cardiff, the imminent threat has triggered a lockdown of the Hub, trapping the Torchwood Three team inside. For a year.
This kink became a fav when it was the theme of one of the very first, and as it happens, very best written Torchwood fics I've ever read. It is near and dear to my heart.
My fav's are probably stories you've already read, because they are just that good! My fav's are determined not just by hot factor or by h/c factor, but by the quality of the writing, as well.
The rest of the list is sort of loosely grouped by sub-genre and pairings. J/I pairings come first, other pairings follow.
A Matter of Honor by louiex
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto is sent to locate Jack, missing on an undercover mission, and finds himself 'compromised' yet 'rescued' by Jack.
Kinks: public sex
An oldie but goodie. It's an intensely hot, somehow touching, first-time fic with the added bonus of public sex.
Lines of Communication by christine_twfan
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When a series of murders lead to aliens in the hub, Jack and Ianto are forced to show the creatures first hand what sex is all about.
Nothing fancy about this story, it's your basic, hot J/I smut story, but it's a good one!
The Dog When the Bell Rings by sanginmychains
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, a slight Jack & Gwen encounter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When an alien party bomb goes off, desires war with personal codes. Inside Torchwood, connections are tenuous, understanding is incomplete, and drugs really don’t ever make that better, even if they come in a hail of glitter.
This story is less about the sex as it is about the heart.
When in Rome by silversolitaire
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto falls through the rift and Jack has to make a certain sacrifice to rescue him.
Kinks: public sex, dub-con
Probably my most re-read Torchwood fic. It's got the main kink, the public sex kink, the first-time trope, and yummy TimeTraveling!Jack taking care of Inexperienced!Ianto.
The Edge in Your Affection Broke My Skin by christinchen
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He was beyond exhausted and not really getting any pleasure from it any more, and yet the alien drug forced Ianto to keep having sex, or it would kill him.
Kinks: dub-con, forced orgasms
Cross-pollination by madeira
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Working at Torchwood is not without danger. Or perks. And sometimes, they're the same thing.
Kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism
Inside You by redsnake05
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Something escapes a canister and infects Jack and Ianto. In public.
Kinks: public sex
Purple Oysters by sorchar and dragonkal
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: hot aphrodisiac-influenced sexing
Kinks: h/c (sort of)
An Exercise in Frustration by waldo
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Something comes up while Ianto is archiving some random artifacts. Problem is, it won't go back down again.
Kinks: masturbation, spanking
Tea with Honey by stagelongsama
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Mysterious things are afoot at a local apiary. Ianto and Jack investigate. And get sidetracked.
Kinks: Crack!fic, which is not so much a kink I guess, as a genre.
White Is The New Red by tthjinni
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So there’s absolutely no reason why he should even be thinking of pressing the centrally-placed, large, white button on the as-still-yet-unidentified piece of alien tech that’s sitting on his desk.
Supermarket Schism by entangled_now
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The alien menace invades the local supermarket.
Sticky Moments by tanarian
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What it says on the tin
Not What You Expected by verasteine
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack/Ianto, aliens made them do it, with a side order of SUV
How Strange the Change by edibleflowers
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: mild NC-17
Summary: Jack dies at the hands of alien mobsters, and then the day gets weirder.
Not the Worst Thing by Canaan Alexander (canaana)
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/Gwen
Rating: R - but just barely
Summary: "This is not the worst thing that's happened since either of us joined Torchwood." Gratuitous sex pollen.
I'm Sorry, I Have a Boyfriend by verasteine
Pairing: Lisa Hallet/Yvonne Hartman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien tech made them do it.
Wish You Were Here (and I Wasn't) by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-15 leaning toward R
Summary: The team are forced on another countryside camping trip.
Hamartia by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-15 leaning toward R
Summary: Owen/Ianto “but you shot me” fallout.
Good Woman Bad by abmo
Pairing: Jack/Tosh
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He realized this wasn't just a truth serum, it had a side effect of making people act on their truths, their urges.
Impolitic by kayliemalinza
Pairing: Tosh/Ianto, Jack
Rating: NC-17
Summary: alien sex pollen
Detente by corona
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/Owen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien friendship ceremony? Or excuse to make humans have sex?
In the Altogether by nightanddaze
Pairing: Team Orgy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After a run-in with some aliens, Team Torchwood hits the showers and reaps the benefits
In the Mood by paperclipbitch
Pairing: Team Orgy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Mistletoe grown on the rift- in other words, the world’s most powerful aphrodisiac- and you’re telling me that Jack has got his hands on some?”
We Happy Few by angstslashhope
Pairing: Various permutations, duplications and confabulations of Tosh, Owen, Ianto & Gwen.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack’s a captive on the Valiant and the Master has initiated the extinction of humanity. Meanwhile, in Cardiff, the imminent threat has triggered a lockdown of the Hub, trapping the Torchwood Three team inside. For a year.