Good morning, gleeclubbers, allow me to introduce your final 5!!!
These are the men you have chosen through HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC MEANS as the most qualified candidates to represent my bb boy Rex Matheson in series 4 / all of
madder_rose's future fanfic.
REX MATHESON, CAUCASIAN, Late 20s, (LOL WHO CARES AMIRITE) CIA agent, a fast-tracked high-flyer. And he knows it! Rex is fast, sharp, smart, clever, and when the situation demands it, ruthless. He’s got a lethal sense of humour - he doesn’t care if he makes enemies, he’s too busy enjoying himself. But when Rex’s life is put in danger, he feels his own mortality for the first time, and has to balance the demands of the job, and his duty to his country, against his desperate desire to survive. Though that doesn’t defeat him - if anything, it makes him even more arrogant and unstoppable than ever. For Rex, all rules are off! Like him or loathe him, you can’t miss him - and that’s exactly how Rex wants things to be. Series regular.
PLEASE CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS CAREFULLY!
1. Naveen Andrews
Born 17th January, 1969: 41 Years Old
5'8" to JB's 6'0"
Qualifications:
- Went to school with Ewan McGregor and David Thewlis
- Has fucking fabulous hair
- No, like
seriously fabulous- He's used to being on shows that kill off characters like flies: "I think we all had that as a concern. That monster there is like a producer's dream, isn't it? Any one of us could get bumped off at any time and we're all aware of it. It keeps you on your toes."
- Says he would bring "sex" with him to a deserted island (ALRIGHT!)
- Can play emotionally conflicted BAMFs
- Video evidence:
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2. Nathan Fillion
Born March 27th, 1971: 39 Years Old
6'1.5" to JB's 6'0"
Qualifications:
- Totally buff. Has nipples that can cut glass and possibly diamonds.
- Canadian. ♥
- Significant fucking nerd cred, may be able to bring his army of Browncoats over to TW with him. General Sci-Fi darling.
- Refers to himself as "Daddy"
- May be the only man alive who could out "Jack" Jack Harkness.
- Can also play romantic/dramatic leading men, see "Waitress", where he charmed the pants off me.
- Video evidence:
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3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Born February 17th, 1981: 29 Years Old
5'10" to JB's 6'0"
Qualifications:
- Certified GQMF, looks excellent in a suit
- Kind of untrustworthy looking, but also a little bit vulnerable/sweet
- Good dancer
- Looks like Burn Gorman, according to my 17 year old sister
- Indie darling
- Got slashed with everybody after Inception
- Video evidence:
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4. Gale Harold
Born July 10th, 1969: 41 Years Old
6'1.5" to JB's 6'0"
Qualifications:
- Played in US QAF, meaning he has experience bringing an RTD show stateside
- Accepts that ladies like to watch men having sex with other men. (Thanks for your support bb)
- No stranger to premium cable.
Ahem.
- Wikipedia says he is an "international sex symbol"
- Professional badass: rides motorcycles and doesn't afraid of anything
- Video evidence:
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5. Neil Patrick Harris
Born June 15th, 1973: 37 Years Old
6"1' to JB's 6'0"
Qualifications:
- Pretty damn decent singer, can hold his own in a geeky musical, and opposite a total ham like Nathan Fillion.
- Absolutely brilliant at snark, and crazy/unpredictable but can also play it woobie/sympathetic
- Young-looking (I would NOT have guessed he was in his late thirties EVER)
- Also looks fab in a suit. Like, really, really fab. Like, irresistible.
- Rides unicorns sometimes.
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This picture. Yeah, I'll just leave that there for you.
- Video evidence:
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CHOOSE WISELY:
Poll Who is tw_gleeclub's Rex Matheson? BONUS ROUND:
In the comments come up with a scenario of how YOUR CHOSEN Rex/Jack would go down or come about, or another fic prompt of YOUR CHOSEN Rex/Jack. (Make sure to mention who you picked lol).
Poll closes Saturday. . .sometime.