30 Days Meme....in 1 Day.

[tw_31988]

I saw this meme and i liked it but i know i won't be able to update it every single day, so i'll just do everything in one day.

➭ Day 1:Name & Date of Birth
Well, my name is Eli, born August 6th 1983 (That's 27 years old)

➭ Day 2: Your First Kiss
His name was Shane, it happened in my parents house and i believe i was 15 at the time.

➭ Day 3: A YouTube Video

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It kills me every fucking time!

➭ Day 4: A Picture Of Your Favorite Musician and one of His/Her/Their Songs





Feeling Good - Michael bublé

➭ Day 5: Your Favorite Quote


You say potato, I say Vodka

➭ Day 6: Something You Can't Stand
The smell of weed. I hate it! ....and manip thieves!

➭ Day 7: Your Best Picture



Horrible Myspace pose, but i think i look ok.

➭ Day 8: Your Worst Picture



Me with alcohol coming out of every single hole in my body.

➭ Day 9: A Photo I Took



➭ Day 10: Something Made By You
eh....hello? A shitload of manips!

➭ Day 11: Something You Could Never Get Tired Of
Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!

➭ Day 12: A Song To Play During Sex


Destination Vertical - Masha Qrella

➭ Day 13: Favorite Celebrity

There's a tie right now.



CUM GEYSERS!!!

➭ Day 14: Favorite Movie
i reaaaaaaaaaally liked 'Shelter'. Let's face it, gay movies suck! but this one had so much heart and it was actually good!



➭ Day 15: Favorite Tv Show



This season is such a mess tho... i miss the old days.

Runner-ups: Hawaii Five-0, White Collar, Glee, Torchwood.

➭ Day 16: Random Photo of You



Sex tape in the making!

➭ Day 17: A Necessary Evil
I've been struggling with high colesterol since i was a kid so exercise and lack of fast food. I eat a cheeseburger and i feel dizzy but i love it soooooooo fuckin much.

➭ Day 18: A Place You’ve Never Visited But Want To
Tokyo!! They're such a weird culture!...they scare me a little bit though, ngl.

➭ Day 19: The First Wedding/Funeral You’ve Been To
1st wedding: My cousin's, i was a kid so i was bored and had this huge shitface.
1st funeral: Great Great Aunt that i never got to meet and i barely remember cause i was a kid.

➭ Day 20: Someone Who Shares The Same Birthday As You
M. Night Shyamalan... what a twist!

➭ Day 21: A Ship
Right now... Steve/Danno from Hawaii Five-0. Danno calls him Babe, Steve calls him Kitty, they keep getting asked if they're married. It's just too real, i've said it before. They're the new Dean/Sam. and whoever made this is a fucking genius:



...for more check my ship list.

➭ Day 22: Favorite Website
ohnotheydidnt  and LJ overall. i love my comms!

➭ Day 23: Your Addiction
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
....srsly, i'm pretty sure i'm a sex/porn addict. David Duchovny is a priest next to me.

➭ Day 24: Favorite Athlete From Your Favorite Sport
ok... ehrm...let me get back to you on that one.

➭ Day 25: Guilty Food Pleasure
As i said...CHEESEBURGERS!!! Even if i can't really eat them.

➭ Day 26: A Fanfic or Fanvid
Fanvid!

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➭ Day 27: Last Thing You Learned
How to use tumblr! btw, feel free to follow me http://tw31988.tumblr.com. it mainly has fun stuff, and slushy stuff about hawaii 5-0, Supernatural, Torchwood, White Collar, etc....oh, and a bit of porn.

➭ Day 28: A Picture/Gif That Made You Laugh
Probably the only time you'll see a woman naked in my LJ, but this is just too funny.



➭ Day 29: Something That inspires You.
Abduzeedo - Photoshop Masterrrr!!!

➭ Day 30: A Song I Wish I Knew The Words To
'Sere Nere' by Tiziano Ferro. Can't understand shit but i love that song.