I have a new kitten and I love him
I have a new kitten--his name is Horus and I love him.
I love my new kitty because he's so cute and adorable.
I love my new kitty because he has the head of a kitten, the body of a ferret and the bushy tail of a squirrel.
I love my new kitty because he's the only creature I've ever actually seen in real life chase its own tail.
I love my new kitty because he will put his front paws on my skin without claws just so--to tell me that he wants me to pick him up and hold him against my chest.
I love my new kitty because when I hold him to my chest, he purrs SO LOUD.
And I love my new kitty because he's crazy and vicious.
I love my new kitty because he thinks he's a hunter/killer gunship and HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK--he will attack ANYTHING that moves--even things up to TWENTY TIMES HIS OWN SIZE--if it moves--HE WILL KILL IT.
I love my new kitty because he's so cute and adorable.
I love my new kitty because he has the head of a kitten, the body of a ferret and the bushy tail of a squirrel.
I love my new kitty because he's the only creature I've ever actually seen in real life chase its own tail.
I love my new kitty because he will put his front paws on my skin without claws just so--to tell me that he wants me to pick him up and hold him against my chest.
I love my new kitty because when I hold him to my chest, he purrs SO LOUD.
And I love my new kitty because he's crazy and vicious.
I love my new kitty because he thinks he's a hunter/killer gunship and HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK--he will attack ANYTHING that moves--even things up to TWENTY TIMES HIS OWN SIZE--if it moves--HE WILL KILL IT.