GOTTA JET!
ok i wrote this is like 10 minutes for my humorous essay in Mtchell what do u think?
Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road?
As a chicken, I must say I find it rather insulting when people randomly come up to me and ask me random questions such as why I crossed a road or did I as myself or an egg come first. Why am I being harassed with such random questions? Why not go bother an alligator or something? Do they not lay eggs as well? See what THEY say to such nonsense questions! And why do you care anyway? Maybe I was picking something up at Walmart! Why do you care if I go for a quick shopping trip at a food supply store anyway? Why did YOU cross the road huh? Ever thought of that one? Why bother crossing the stupid road to ask me such a crazy question anyway? You know, life as a chicken is not easy. Day in and day out I am forced to plop dozens of eggs into a basket for other people’s enjoyment! What more do you want from me?!? I am already forced to cross the stupid road to pick up groceries and you are asking WHY? WHY? Why don’t you mind your own damn business! My goodness you sure know how to ruffle some feathers don’t you! Now next time you decide to ask a poor foul such an unorthodox question, think, why WOULD a chicken cross the road? Maybe it was to get away from the mentally challenged people like you! I mean honestly, why ELSE would you want to know why I crossed the road unless you were mentally one egg short of a dozen? hmmm...?
ok corny i know but whatever its done
spencer's bud claudia is sleeping over=i will not sleep at ALL tonight
OMG I HAVE TO STUDY BIO
gotta jet
<3madi
Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road?
As a chicken, I must say I find it rather insulting when people randomly come up to me and ask me random questions such as why I crossed a road or did I as myself or an egg come first. Why am I being harassed with such random questions? Why not go bother an alligator or something? Do they not lay eggs as well? See what THEY say to such nonsense questions! And why do you care anyway? Maybe I was picking something up at Walmart! Why do you care if I go for a quick shopping trip at a food supply store anyway? Why did YOU cross the road huh? Ever thought of that one? Why bother crossing the stupid road to ask me such a crazy question anyway? You know, life as a chicken is not easy. Day in and day out I am forced to plop dozens of eggs into a basket for other people’s enjoyment! What more do you want from me?!? I am already forced to cross the stupid road to pick up groceries and you are asking WHY? WHY? Why don’t you mind your own damn business! My goodness you sure know how to ruffle some feathers don’t you! Now next time you decide to ask a poor foul such an unorthodox question, think, why WOULD a chicken cross the road? Maybe it was to get away from the mentally challenged people like you! I mean honestly, why ELSE would you want to know why I crossed the road unless you were mentally one egg short of a dozen? hmmm...?
ok corny i know but whatever its done
spencer's bud claudia is sleeping over=i will not sleep at ALL tonight
OMG I HAVE TO STUDY BIO
gotta jet
<3madi