Williams vs. Bird (100 Drabble Challenge; Rhys Williams)
Title: Williams vs. Bird
Author: rustydog
Characters: Rhys
Rating: G
Challenge: 100 Drabble Challenge; Rhys Williams
Notes: set post-2x04 "Meat"
Rhys stared down the bird and counted off all the ways this was wrong.
One, no pigeons had ever flown in their window before. Two, he didn't think pigeons were that fond of raw veal. Three... were those webbed feet? And teeth?
He could phone Torchwood, but-they spent their days stopping the world from ending. How would it sound if he panicked to Gwen, "Pigeon eating our dinner! Come quick!"
No, he could take care of this one on his own. As long as it didn't start shooting lasers out of its eyes... He grabbed a spatula and advanced.
Author: rustydog
Characters: Rhys
Rating: G
Challenge: 100 Drabble Challenge; Rhys Williams
Notes: set post-2x04 "Meat"
Rhys stared down the bird and counted off all the ways this was wrong.
One, no pigeons had ever flown in their window before. Two, he didn't think pigeons were that fond of raw veal. Three... were those webbed feet? And teeth?
He could phone Torchwood, but-they spent their days stopping the world from ending. How would it sound if he panicked to Gwen, "Pigeon eating our dinner! Come quick!"
No, he could take care of this one on his own. As long as it didn't start shooting lasers out of its eyes... He grabbed a spatula and advanced.