Taken from
eyrehead247
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 5
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[] You just laughed
So far: 8
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 11
[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 13
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 14
[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 15