title: In the corner of Maple and Vine
chapters: 1/2
fandom: the vampire diaries, the originals
characters/pairings: klaus/caroline, rebekah, elijah, kol, ensemble
word count: 9k~
summary: the one where Rebekah exploits mug tricks for extra tips, Klaus is a passive-mostly-aggressive piemaker, and Caroline just wants to know why Klaus refuses to touch her.
or that Pushing Daisies AU I said I was writing.
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"Our brother's a vampire and you wake the dead. There, I said it. Nobody's running for the hills. Nobody's coming at us with pitchforks." "It's the 21st century, Bekah. They'd use rifles." )