Wrecker Chatroom - Utter. Crack.
I.. don't even know... I think I've read communique too much. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3089643/1/Communique (Read it, you'll be in hysterics)
Maybe I've also been on the DeviantartChat too often, cause this is set in that kind of style. shame I can't use Emoticons. Ah well.
Warnings: Some very minor Sandy/Flight, some swearing that managed to avoid the censor, Utter.Crack Wreckersfic.
I do hope I've gotten these boys' characters right.
So... I dunno how amusing this is, but I'm posting for the hell of it.
+Welcome to Xantium Network connection. Online are: Springer, Topspin, Scoop+
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-Springer: Topspin, what does "lmao" mean anyways?
-Topspin: "Laughing My Aft Off"
-Scoop: You, Whirl and Twist are way to into human culture if you're using their chatroom acronyms here.
-Topspin: At least I don't get in arguments with humans over the internet.
-Springer: What? Actually, no, I don't want to know.
-Scoop: What happened?
-Topspin: Whirl vs Computer Nerd.
-Topspin: I saw the web history, it was awesome.
-Springer: I specifically said I didn't want to know.
-Topspin: Scoop did.
-Scoop: Seriously?
+Topspin sends file WhirlvsChat.wrd to Scoop+
-Topspin: Have a read.
-Scoop: *laughs* Oh wow.
-Springer: I guess that since this is a social network, we'll let you all be silly on it.
-Topspin: It keeps Whirl off the internet, its a good thing.
-Scoop: xD
-Springer: ...
-Scoop: It seemed appropriate.
-Springer: ... Whatever...
+Sandstorm has connected+
-Topspin: SANDY!! *Glomps*
-Scoop: Hey Sandy
-Sandstorm: I'm locked in the armoury.
-Sandstorm: My name is Sandstorm
-Topspin: Right you are Sandy.
-Sandstorm: Sandstorm.
-Scoop: Same thing.
-Springer: Locked in the armoury?
-Sandstorm: Yes, Xantium won't let me out.
-Topspin: Lol, did you frag her off again?
-Sandstorm: No, I was cleaning up in here.
-Topspin: Maybe Ti just wants your love some more.
-Scoop: The door probably jammed.
-Sandstorm: Maybe you're an idiot.
-Sandstorm: Topspin. Scoop's not and idiot.
-Scoop: Thank you.
-Topspin: aww
-Springer: So, how are we going to get Sandy out?
-Sandstorm: Sandstorm
-Scoop: I'll come down and get the door open once I'm done here.
-Sandstorm: I have stuff to do.
-Topspin: Ohh! A Hot Date?
-Sandstorm: Non of your buisness.
-Topspin: *translation: yes
+Sandstorm sends file v1.prgm to Topspin+
-Topspin: Eh? What's this, and why can't I cancel it?
+Sending of file v1.prgm is complete+
+Topspin has left (connection forcibly closed)+
-Scoop: I didn't know you could send viruses like that.
-Sandstorm: They are just programs.
-Scoop: But you made it so he couldn't not accept it.
-Springer: What did you do to his computer?
-Sandstorm: Its easy to repair.
-Scoop: What was it.
+Topspin has logged in+
-Sandstorm: Hello again.
-Topspin: ALL MY FILES ARE BLOCKED FROM ME!!! SANDSTORM YOU *****!!
-Scoop: Oh, I forgot that words worse that "Dang" and censored automatically.
-Springer: I suddenly understand the need for those acronyms "Lol" and "lmao"
-Sandstorm: Let me out of the armoury.
-Topspin: Unblock my computer you son of a ***** *****!
-Sandstorm: Let me out and I'll unblock you.
-Scoop: What happened to the files?
-Topspin: YOU WILL DIE SANDSTORM!
-Topspin: All my files are there, but they're all password protected and everything has some kind of block on it.
-Scoop: Try a system reset.
-Topspin: K... Just a sec.
+Topspin has left (Connection Closed)+
-Sandstorm: He's going to hate me.
-Scoop: Why?
-Sandstorm: Because trying a system reset will wipe his files.
-Springer: ... Those are important files Sandstorm.
-Sandstorm: The virus made a copy already.
-Scoop: Whoa
+Topspin has connected+
-Sandstorm: I have my ways.
-Topspin: SANDSTORM YOU SONUVAFUCKINGGLITCH!
-Springer: Hmmm... the censor doesn't work when you string the words together as one...
-Sandstorm: I can fix it Topspin, now let me out of the armoury.
+Twin Twist has connected+
-Topspin: I WILL MURDER YOU!
-Twin Twist: I didn't do anything!
-Scoop: :rofl:
-Twin Twist: Not recently anyways...
-Springer: He's talking to Sandstorm, Twist.
-Twin Twist: Ah. IC
-Sandstorm: Let me out of the ****ing armoury.
-Topspin: Fine, I'll let you out. >:(
-Sandstorm: Thank you.
+Sandstorm sends file av1.prgm to Topspin+
-Twin Twist: This is interesting.
+Springer has left (Connection Closed)+
-Sandstorm: Now let me out.
-Topspin: Oh, I'll let you out alright... I'll be right down.
-Sandstorm: Thank you Topspin.
+Topspin has left (Connection closed)+
+Sandstorm has left (Connection closed)+
-Twin Twist: This hold promise of entertainment value
-Scoop: Oh yeah.
-Twin Twist: So, what happened?
-Scoop: Sandstorm's locked in the armoury, and Topspin was teasing him, Sandy sent him a virus that blocked all his files.
-Twin Twist: Ah, IC.
-Scoop: Henh
-Scoop: Much Entertainment Value. Sandy just walked by me.
-Twin Twist: Lmao
-Scoop: No Topspin.. except for the yelling.
-Twin Twist: I can hear it too.
+Topspin has connected+
-Scoop: You get him?
-Topspin: HE STUNNED ME! THE ****ING SONUVA ***** STUNNED ME AND RAN!
-Twin Twist: Ouch.
+Sandstorm has connected+
-Sandstorm: Hi
-Sandstorm: :D
-Topspin: YOU ****** IDIOTIC ********* ***** **** JET-*****ING PUNK!
-Sandstorm: Whatever you said about the jet, it may be true.
-Scoop: Lmao
-Twin Twist: XD
-Topspin: **** ****** **********
-Topspin: Where are you?
-Sandstorm: Here
-Topspin: Where is "here"?
-Sandstorm: Where I am.
-Topspin: I hate you.
-Twin Twist: No permanent mauling Spin, we need Sandy.
-Topspin: He can consider himself seriously maimed.
-Sandstorm: Only if you can find me.
+Topspin has left (Connection closed) +
-Sandstorm: So, I have the "toys" you wanted Scoop.
-Twin Twist: What toys?
-Scoop: My cluster bombs!
-Sandstorm: Yes.
-Twin Twist: Can I have some?
-Scoop: Mine Dammit!
-Sandstorm: Maybe...
-Sandstorm: Just a sec, I think Spin's found me.
+Sandstorm is away, reason: Survival+
-Scoop: xD
-Twin Twist: I hear Spin yelling again.
-Scoop: Sandy's too good to get caught.
-Twin Twist: Yep, but Spin is the doctor.
-Scoop: So?
-Twin Twist: So, come next check up...
-Scoop: Eek, and Spin has that new... scanner-thing?
-Twin Twist: the neural moniter that has those spikes? Yep.
-Scoop: Better Sandy than me.
+Fireflight(Guest User) has logged on+
-Scoop: Hey Flight.
-Fireflight: Hi
-Twin Twist: Hey Fireflight, Sandy give you a connect to this network?
-Fireflight: Yeah... I was kinda hoping he'd be on here, he's not answering his comm.
-Scoop: That's cause Spin's trying to kill him.
-Fireflight: Why?
-Twin Twist: Long story.
-Fireflight:Okay
+Topspin has connected+
-Topspin: I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!
-Fireflight: Why?
-Topspin: CAUSE HE'S A JET-****ING, **** ***** ********* ********** slimy SUNUVAGLITCH WHO INTERFACES WITH CYBERWHORES!
-Fireflight: Hey!!
-Scoop: Spin... think about who you're talking to.
-Twin Twist: Sheesh.
-Topspin: ... Oops? Didn't mean you Fireflight.
-Fireflight: Thanks. And he doesn't.
-Topspin: Oh yeah?
-Scoop: Hey! No taking it out on the Aerialbot!
-Fireflight: He doesn't need to, wasn't that what the "jet-something" part was about?
-Scoop: Oohh...
-Topspin: Sweet innocent jet indeed.
-Sandstorm: What did I miss?
-Topspin: YOU ******!
-Sandstorm: Hey! Fireflight!
-Fireflight: Hi Sandstorm! <3
-Topspin: Awwwah, how cuuuute.
-Sandstorm: ...
-Scoop: No private chatroom for you two Sandy?
+Sandstorm sends file v1.prgm to Scoop+
-Topspin: Uh oh...
+Sending of file v1.prgm to Scoop has Failed+
-Sandstorm: ...What?
-Scoop: I AM the programmer on crew.
-Fireflight: =3
-Topspin: What did you do?
-Scoop: I'll tell you later.
-Fireflight: Sandy, you want to go flying? Airraid's driving me insane.
-Sandstorm: Sure Flight.
-Topspin: Flying indeed.
-Fireflight: ?
-Sandstorm: Yes Topspin, flying. Some people actually do it.
-Topspin: Mhmm...
-Twin Twist: Behave Spin.
-Topspin: No
-Fireflight: This is why Silverbolt told Airraid he's not allowed alone in the same room as Topspin.
-Scoop: XD
-Sandstorm: I don't even want to think about what would happen.
-Topspin: Glorious...
-Fireflight: See you outside Sandstorm?
-Sandstorm: Sure
+Fireflight (Guest user) has left+
+Sandstorm has left (Connection closed)+
-Topspin: They never do anything more than chat formally on stuff like this... it confuses me.
-Scoop: Well, except for Flight's little "<3" and "=3" things... what does "<3" mean?
-Topspin: Its a heart.
-Scoop:An organic internal organ?
-Twin Twist: ?
-Topspin: No, its a symbol used to represent love.
-Scoop: Oh.
-Twin Twist: I'm bored.
-Scoop: So, the thing about blocking the virus Spin, you just close your computer to new files and networks except through only this one on a single wavelength.
-Topspin: Oh, thanks.
-Scoop: No problem
+Whirl has connected+
-Topspin: Whirl, you missed all the fun man!
-Whirl:That's what you think *Smug*
-Scoop: You've been on the human chats again!
-Whirl: how can you tell.
-Twin Twist: You're using the "*"s again and if youre feeling pleased, you've made some human cry again.
-Whirl: Nope, not this time.
-Topspin: What then?
-Whirl: Turns out that some Decepticons frequent this one forum.
-Twin Twist: No way
-Whirl: Oh yeah? Check usernames "DoomedDead" and "BreakWebNet" http ://sleekycars.net/forum
-Scoop: I dun even wanna know where you found this site.
-Whirl: Google search, it has everything.
-Topspin: really?
-Whirl: Yep.
-Twin Twist: DEAD END AND BREAKDOWN!?
-Topspin: ... wtf, it is them.
-Whirl: Yep. I got into a chat with them on the forum.
-Topspin: Where?
-Whirl: It's the flagged one.
-Twin Twist: The one about police dashboard cameras?
-Whirl: Yep
-Scoop: The one where "someone" talks about paint-eating car polish?
-Whirl: the same.
-Topspin: The one that says humans... Oh... Whirl, Ilu, like, seriously.
-Whirl: Humans like doing things in the backseat of expensive cars, yes, and that one where some real human wondered how easy it is to accidently make an Autobot or Decepticon unable to transform or drive themself.
-Twin Twist: You are my hero.
-Scoop: :lmao: Wow, you made Breakdown cry.
-Whirl: Yep.
-Topspin: Marry me..
Maybe I've also been on the DeviantartChat too often, cause this is set in that kind of style. shame I can't use Emoticons. Ah well.
Warnings: Some very minor Sandy/Flight, some swearing that managed to avoid the censor, Utter.Crack Wreckersfic.
I do hope I've gotten these boys' characters right.
So... I dunno how amusing this is, but I'm posting for the hell of it.
+Welcome to Xantium Network connection. Online are: Springer, Topspin, Scoop+
.
.
.
-Springer: Topspin, what does "lmao" mean anyways?
-Topspin: "Laughing My Aft Off"
-Scoop: You, Whirl and Twist are way to into human culture if you're using their chatroom acronyms here.
-Topspin: At least I don't get in arguments with humans over the internet.
-Springer: What? Actually, no, I don't want to know.
-Scoop: What happened?
-Topspin: Whirl vs Computer Nerd.
-Topspin: I saw the web history, it was awesome.
-Springer: I specifically said I didn't want to know.
-Topspin: Scoop did.
-Scoop: Seriously?
+Topspin sends file WhirlvsChat.wrd to Scoop+
-Topspin: Have a read.
-Scoop: *laughs* Oh wow.
-Springer: I guess that since this is a social network, we'll let you all be silly on it.
-Topspin: It keeps Whirl off the internet, its a good thing.
-Scoop: xD
-Springer: ...
-Scoop: It seemed appropriate.
-Springer: ... Whatever...
+Sandstorm has connected+
-Topspin: SANDY!! *Glomps*
-Scoop: Hey Sandy
-Sandstorm: I'm locked in the armoury.
-Sandstorm: My name is Sandstorm
-Topspin: Right you are Sandy.
-Sandstorm: Sandstorm.
-Scoop: Same thing.
-Springer: Locked in the armoury?
-Sandstorm: Yes, Xantium won't let me out.
-Topspin: Lol, did you frag her off again?
-Sandstorm: No, I was cleaning up in here.
-Topspin: Maybe Ti just wants your love some more.
-Scoop: The door probably jammed.
-Sandstorm: Maybe you're an idiot.
-Sandstorm: Topspin. Scoop's not and idiot.
-Scoop: Thank you.
-Topspin: aww
-Springer: So, how are we going to get Sandy out?
-Sandstorm: Sandstorm
-Scoop: I'll come down and get the door open once I'm done here.
-Sandstorm: I have stuff to do.
-Topspin: Ohh! A Hot Date?
-Sandstorm: Non of your buisness.
-Topspin: *translation: yes
+Sandstorm sends file v1.prgm to Topspin+
-Topspin: Eh? What's this, and why can't I cancel it?
+Sending of file v1.prgm is complete+
+Topspin has left (connection forcibly closed)+
-Scoop: I didn't know you could send viruses like that.
-Sandstorm: They are just programs.
-Scoop: But you made it so he couldn't not accept it.
-Springer: What did you do to his computer?
-Sandstorm: Its easy to repair.
-Scoop: What was it.
+Topspin has logged in+
-Sandstorm: Hello again.
-Topspin: ALL MY FILES ARE BLOCKED FROM ME!!! SANDSTORM YOU *****!!
-Scoop: Oh, I forgot that words worse that "Dang" and censored automatically.
-Springer: I suddenly understand the need for those acronyms "Lol" and "lmao"
-Sandstorm: Let me out of the armoury.
-Topspin: Unblock my computer you son of a ***** *****!
-Sandstorm: Let me out and I'll unblock you.
-Scoop: What happened to the files?
-Topspin: YOU WILL DIE SANDSTORM!
-Topspin: All my files are there, but they're all password protected and everything has some kind of block on it.
-Scoop: Try a system reset.
-Topspin: K... Just a sec.
+Topspin has left (Connection Closed)+
-Sandstorm: He's going to hate me.
-Scoop: Why?
-Sandstorm: Because trying a system reset will wipe his files.
-Springer: ... Those are important files Sandstorm.
-Sandstorm: The virus made a copy already.
-Scoop: Whoa
+Topspin has connected+
-Sandstorm: I have my ways.
-Topspin: SANDSTORM YOU SONUVAFUCKINGGLITCH!
-Springer: Hmmm... the censor doesn't work when you string the words together as one...
-Sandstorm: I can fix it Topspin, now let me out of the armoury.
+Twin Twist has connected+
-Topspin: I WILL MURDER YOU!
-Twin Twist: I didn't do anything!
-Scoop: :rofl:
-Twin Twist: Not recently anyways...
-Springer: He's talking to Sandstorm, Twist.
-Twin Twist: Ah. IC
-Sandstorm: Let me out of the ****ing armoury.
-Topspin: Fine, I'll let you out. >:(
-Sandstorm: Thank you.
+Sandstorm sends file av1.prgm to Topspin+
-Twin Twist: This is interesting.
+Springer has left (Connection Closed)+
-Sandstorm: Now let me out.
-Topspin: Oh, I'll let you out alright... I'll be right down.
-Sandstorm: Thank you Topspin.
+Topspin has left (Connection closed)+
+Sandstorm has left (Connection closed)+
-Twin Twist: This hold promise of entertainment value
-Scoop: Oh yeah.
-Twin Twist: So, what happened?
-Scoop: Sandstorm's locked in the armoury, and Topspin was teasing him, Sandy sent him a virus that blocked all his files.
-Twin Twist: Ah, IC.
-Scoop: Henh
-Scoop: Much Entertainment Value. Sandy just walked by me.
-Twin Twist: Lmao
-Scoop: No Topspin.. except for the yelling.
-Twin Twist: I can hear it too.
+Topspin has connected+
-Scoop: You get him?
-Topspin: HE STUNNED ME! THE ****ING SONUVA ***** STUNNED ME AND RAN!
-Twin Twist: Ouch.
+Sandstorm has connected+
-Sandstorm: Hi
-Sandstorm: :D
-Topspin: YOU ****** IDIOTIC ********* ***** **** JET-*****ING PUNK!
-Sandstorm: Whatever you said about the jet, it may be true.
-Scoop: Lmao
-Twin Twist: XD
-Topspin: **** ****** **********
-Topspin: Where are you?
-Sandstorm: Here
-Topspin: Where is "here"?
-Sandstorm: Where I am.
-Topspin: I hate you.
-Twin Twist: No permanent mauling Spin, we need Sandy.
-Topspin: He can consider himself seriously maimed.
-Sandstorm: Only if you can find me.
+Topspin has left (Connection closed) +
-Sandstorm: So, I have the "toys" you wanted Scoop.
-Twin Twist: What toys?
-Scoop: My cluster bombs!
-Sandstorm: Yes.
-Twin Twist: Can I have some?
-Scoop: Mine Dammit!
-Sandstorm: Maybe...
-Sandstorm: Just a sec, I think Spin's found me.
+Sandstorm is away, reason: Survival+
-Scoop: xD
-Twin Twist: I hear Spin yelling again.
-Scoop: Sandy's too good to get caught.
-Twin Twist: Yep, but Spin is the doctor.
-Scoop: So?
-Twin Twist: So, come next check up...
-Scoop: Eek, and Spin has that new... scanner-thing?
-Twin Twist: the neural moniter that has those spikes? Yep.
-Scoop: Better Sandy than me.
+Fireflight(Guest User) has logged on+
-Scoop: Hey Flight.
-Fireflight: Hi
-Twin Twist: Hey Fireflight, Sandy give you a connect to this network?
-Fireflight: Yeah... I was kinda hoping he'd be on here, he's not answering his comm.
-Scoop: That's cause Spin's trying to kill him.
-Fireflight: Why?
-Twin Twist: Long story.
-Fireflight:Okay
+Topspin has connected+
-Topspin: I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!
-Fireflight: Why?
-Topspin: CAUSE HE'S A JET-****ING, **** ***** ********* ********** slimy SUNUVAGLITCH WHO INTERFACES WITH CYBERWHORES!
-Fireflight: Hey!!
-Scoop: Spin... think about who you're talking to.
-Twin Twist: Sheesh.
-Topspin: ... Oops? Didn't mean you Fireflight.
-Fireflight: Thanks. And he doesn't.
-Topspin: Oh yeah?
-Scoop: Hey! No taking it out on the Aerialbot!
-Fireflight: He doesn't need to, wasn't that what the "jet-something" part was about?
-Scoop: Oohh...
-Topspin: Sweet innocent jet indeed.
-Sandstorm: What did I miss?
-Topspin: YOU ******!
-Sandstorm: Hey! Fireflight!
-Fireflight: Hi Sandstorm! <3
-Topspin: Awwwah, how cuuuute.
-Sandstorm: ...
-Scoop: No private chatroom for you two Sandy?
+Sandstorm sends file v1.prgm to Scoop+
-Topspin: Uh oh...
+Sending of file v1.prgm to Scoop has Failed+
-Sandstorm: ...What?
-Scoop: I AM the programmer on crew.
-Fireflight: =3
-Topspin: What did you do?
-Scoop: I'll tell you later.
-Fireflight: Sandy, you want to go flying? Airraid's driving me insane.
-Sandstorm: Sure Flight.
-Topspin: Flying indeed.
-Fireflight: ?
-Sandstorm: Yes Topspin, flying. Some people actually do it.
-Topspin: Mhmm...
-Twin Twist: Behave Spin.
-Topspin: No
-Fireflight: This is why Silverbolt told Airraid he's not allowed alone in the same room as Topspin.
-Scoop: XD
-Sandstorm: I don't even want to think about what would happen.
-Topspin: Glorious...
-Fireflight: See you outside Sandstorm?
-Sandstorm: Sure
+Fireflight (Guest user) has left+
+Sandstorm has left (Connection closed)+
-Topspin: They never do anything more than chat formally on stuff like this... it confuses me.
-Scoop: Well, except for Flight's little "<3" and "=3" things... what does "<3" mean?
-Topspin: Its a heart.
-Scoop:An organic internal organ?
-Twin Twist: ?
-Topspin: No, its a symbol used to represent love.
-Scoop: Oh.
-Twin Twist: I'm bored.
-Scoop: So, the thing about blocking the virus Spin, you just close your computer to new files and networks except through only this one on a single wavelength.
-Topspin: Oh, thanks.
-Scoop: No problem
+Whirl has connected+
-Topspin: Whirl, you missed all the fun man!
-Whirl:That's what you think *Smug*
-Scoop: You've been on the human chats again!
-Whirl: how can you tell.
-Twin Twist: You're using the "*"s again and if youre feeling pleased, you've made some human cry again.
-Whirl: Nope, not this time.
-Topspin: What then?
-Whirl: Turns out that some Decepticons frequent this one forum.
-Twin Twist: No way
-Whirl: Oh yeah? Check usernames "DoomedDead" and "BreakWebNet" http ://sleekycars.net/forum
-Scoop: I dun even wanna know where you found this site.
-Whirl: Google search, it has everything.
-Topspin: really?
-Whirl: Yep.
-Twin Twist: DEAD END AND BREAKDOWN!?
-Topspin: ... wtf, it is them.
-Whirl: Yep. I got into a chat with them on the forum.
-Topspin: Where?
-Whirl: It's the flagged one.
-Twin Twist: The one about police dashboard cameras?
-Whirl: Yep
-Scoop: The one where "someone" talks about paint-eating car polish?
-Whirl: the same.
-Topspin: The one that says humans... Oh... Whirl, Ilu, like, seriously.
-Whirl: Humans like doing things in the backseat of expensive cars, yes, and that one where some real human wondered how easy it is to accidently make an Autobot or Decepticon unable to transform or drive themself.
-Twin Twist: You are my hero.
-Scoop: :lmao: Wow, you made Breakdown cry.
-Whirl: Yep.
-Topspin: Marry me..