Because Lara and I are epic crack-versationalists

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If you didn't get this, its cause I messed with setting after I'd posted it to myself, if you did, I'm sorry, this is mostly for myself and zomgitsalaura though you're free to read it if you want (And comment, if you really feel the need)

Soo... This is a .... HUGE still going-on random conversation we're having, and I can't be bothered to explain it... so...

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[zomgitsalaura]

Six gun: not trying to dominate... trying to keep him from KILLING you... and us..

Slings: PUT *clang* Hisssss~ ME *CLANG* DOWN!!!!!!

Dive: 0_o good point...

Slammer: *sits on the floor and scritches the flailing slingshots head* mrrrrrrr~

Slings: -_-

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Skydive: *laughs and hisses at Slingshot, showing.. FANGS(!?)*

Slingshot: O.o *behaves*

[zomgitsalaura]

Slingshot: mrrrrrr *still quietly nomming on slammers arm*

Flight: *lying quietly in sandstorms lap* hmmmmmmmm~

Scamper: *mumbles from where he's slouched under the wall panel* hey six? can you toss me a cube? 'm kinda hungry...

Flight: *perks up* HELO!! *shoots out the door again*

Sandstorm: DAMNIT!! we need to get him a leash or something...

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Springer: Sweet Primus he's fast

Whirl: NO! NO! HELL NO.

Springer: Whoboi. Sandy, next year, I'm giving you fragging time off to dominate that jet.

Raid *giggles literally fragging time off.

Springer: -.-

[zomgitsalaura]

(whoops sorry, dinner time it was)

Flight: *trying to drag a protesting whirl through the door* HELO!! :3 *gets taken out by flying wrench*

Whirl: FREEDOM! *flies away*

Ratchet: no more helicopter kidnaping youngling. *drags flight up by the back of his neck* you have more than enough as it is.

Aid: Hi Ratchet *waves enthusiastically*

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Raid *giggling hysterically *

Slingshot *puffs up and hisses aggressively*

[zomgitsalaura]

Ratchet: oh, don't you start youngling *waves wrench threateningly in slingshot's direction* unless you want me to weld some rather important equipment shut next time you go into heat.

Slings: meep~ :/

Ratchet: thought so. right, where's scamper hiding? metroplex pinged me about a power fluctuation.

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Raid *chortles*

Streets *points*

Firflight *huffing, but staying a safe distance away from Ratchet*

[zomgitsalaura]

Scamper: hi ratchet *sighs* 'm not recharging properly.

Ratchet: really *pulls out portable scanner* well, there's the problem. i need you to open your abdominal access panel.

Slingshot: *hisses when ratchet goes to touch scamper*

Ratchet: oh don't you start. you're the one that knocked these wires loose.

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Slingshot *whimpers and cowers behind Slammer*

Ratchet: Yeah, that's right *smirks*

Air Raid: We're wrong, 'Bolt and Skyfire arn't the Alphas, Ratchet is *giggles*

Ratchet: Damns straight.

[zomgitsalaura]

Silverbolt: *from behind the door* who do you think locks me in here usually.

Slings: *escapes from slammer and goes over to nuzzle scamper* meep~

Raid: is scamper ok?

Ratchet: he'll be fine. hiss-y over here, however, needs to realize that scamper isn't as robustly built as the rest of metroplexes drones.

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(New Thread? :3)

Ratchet: Henh henh.

Scamper *pats Slingshot's head* Next year, we're going to take Silverbolt's advice and try dominating.

Ratchet: Ah... here *gives Six-gun a small rod* Shock baton, it works on all of them but Silverbolt.

Raid: ...-.- seriously?

[zomgitsalaura]

Ratchet: hang on, YEAR? you're gonna get this every three earth months or so.

Six gun: *groans and face palms* Seriously?

Ratchet: yep, enjoy. luckily for you though at least two drones will be free to roam if you dominate early enough. their season is a lot shorter when they're not dominant as well.

Scamper: so, ugh, ratchet. what my prognosis?

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Raid: mmhmmm Every three months

Flight *fallen asleep in Sandy's lap*

Ratchet: Yer okay. Oh yeah, if you do dominate yer jet, expect a lot of whimpering and pleading for attention.

[zomgitsalaura]

Scamper: he does that anyway *scritches slings head*

Slings: prrrrrrr~ *nuzzles scamper* sorry~

Ratchet: so, how many of the jets are coming out of it?

Aid: Silverbolt and Air Raid are more or less normal, Dive is getting there and flight and slings are starting to speak standard again.

Ratchet: i see. do i need to repair hot spot this time?

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(NEW THREAD! 3: )

Silverbolt *muffled* No

Dive *rawrs at Air Raid and wrestles him*

Raid: Eep! Ahahaha!