A dude is trying to outslash me.

[tv_the_sue]

The only guy in our RP group just went there in an attempt to traumatize me.

(Warning, this is rather... Questionable content.)


Him: Don't make me write a Silverbolt orgy with trypticon and Metroplex.
Me: Meh.Silverbolt would get squished
Also, the mental image of a straight dude writing TF Slash is hysterical
Him: He's the penetrator
his altmode's just the right size for them. ;)
Me: Of course.
Him: he also vibrates when his jets are running.
Me: My brother's made this joke before about my Silverbolt toy.
This is why I'm not traumatized.

I just sent him a link to a pic of Spike sucking off Rumble and he tells me that he's seen and read worse.

And he just sent me a link to a page with nudie femmes.

... I am in a slash war with a dude. Seriously, I'm about to laugh hysterically.

I have a secret weapon though...

Y!Gallery.