The funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Robert was telling me a story that was told to him by a friend. I have to give both of them credit for this, but I thought the internet would want to know.
The story goes as follows:
Some guy came to the hospital with severe burns on his face. When asked to explain how he got burned, he said...
"I was trying to get some stank on my hang-low and the bitch slap me upside the head with a smoothie."
The attending nurse seemed to understand everything except what a "smoothie" would have been.
"One of them things you smoooooth out your clothes with."
The story goes as follows:
Some guy came to the hospital with severe burns on his face. When asked to explain how he got burned, he said...
"I was trying to get some stank on my hang-low and the bitch slap me upside the head with a smoothie."
The attending nurse seemed to understand everything except what a "smoothie" would have been.
"One of them things you smoooooth out your clothes with."