Twenty of my favorite things about part of the debate
1) How many "Joes" has McCain met? Joe Plumber, Joe Six-Pack...
2) Obama is really calm. But look at his hands when McCain starts to talk to him like a bad grandson. They shake like Los Angeles.
3) McCain is not answering any questions. Not really. Can you shut the fuck up about energy for a few seconds?
4) And, while I'm at it, can you stop interrupting?
5) "...those vet'rans that wear those hats..."
6) I don't like the little graph of "Uncommitted Ohio Voters" at the bottom of CNN's screen. I wish I had C-Span in the hospital.
7) Oh yeah, I'm in the hospital.
8) Obama gets into the Ayers business. McCain smiles at the "I was 8 years old" comment.
9) Obama starts talking about ACORN, who are currently about to perpetrate some serious voter fraud. Dude, back away. Back away.
10) Oooooooo! Obama just LAUGHED in McCain's mother fucking FACE!
11) The question is, "Why would your running mate be a better president than his running mate?" And Obama should have answered, "My running mate is not the worst choice possible. His IS."
12) "It's time we had that bresh of freth air..."
13) McCain used the word "cockamamie."
14) I'm not into this new thing where the candidates look into the camera. It's creepy.
15) McCain's going into his "Drill, Baby, Drill" strategy.
16) I like Obama's idea for national health care. So, where do we get the money? And God Dammit, McCain, do you really think Joe Plumber is a real person? Oh, wait, Obama knows him too.
17) "Hey, Joe. Congratulations. You're rich."
18) HE JUST CALLED OBAMA "SENATOR GOVERNMENT."
19) Wow, Obama is being put on defense all night. McCain is seeming pretty desperate. I wonder what Joe thinks.
20) McCain does not want to pay teachers. Thank you, President Obama.
2) Obama is really calm. But look at his hands when McCain starts to talk to him like a bad grandson. They shake like Los Angeles.
3) McCain is not answering any questions. Not really. Can you shut the fuck up about energy for a few seconds?
4) And, while I'm at it, can you stop interrupting?
5) "...those vet'rans that wear those hats..."
6) I don't like the little graph of "Uncommitted Ohio Voters" at the bottom of CNN's screen. I wish I had C-Span in the hospital.
7) Oh yeah, I'm in the hospital.
8) Obama gets into the Ayers business. McCain smiles at the "I was 8 years old" comment.
9) Obama starts talking about ACORN, who are currently about to perpetrate some serious voter fraud. Dude, back away. Back away.
10) Oooooooo! Obama just LAUGHED in McCain's mother fucking FACE!
11) The question is, "Why would your running mate be a better president than his running mate?" And Obama should have answered, "My running mate is not the worst choice possible. His IS."
12) "It's time we had that bresh of freth air..."
13) McCain used the word "cockamamie."
14) I'm not into this new thing where the candidates look into the camera. It's creepy.
15) McCain's going into his "Drill, Baby, Drill" strategy.
16) I like Obama's idea for national health care. So, where do we get the money? And God Dammit, McCain, do you really think Joe Plumber is a real person? Oh, wait, Obama knows him too.
17) "Hey, Joe. Congratulations. You're rich."
18) HE JUST CALLED OBAMA "SENATOR GOVERNMENT."
19) Wow, Obama is being put on defense all night. McCain is seeming pretty desperate. I wonder what Joe thinks.
20) McCain does not want to pay teachers. Thank you, President Obama.