I will make your weiner hurt

Dec 01, 2006 11:27

I didn't get any songs written the other day, because I have a "fairly large" stone betwixt my kidneys and my pee-hole. I kinda feel like I might have passed it, but I still feel some pain, so probably not. Just, the other day at the hospital--it REALLY hurt when I peed. BAD.

I am way too young to be an old man, so starting immediately, I'm cutting off stuff that has gotten me where I am today. For instance, my old friend Arby's won't be getting a Christmas card this year. He better tell Pepsi and Coke, too, because they're off my buddy list. And McDonald's...they have enough friends to where they won't miss me.

It's a new dawn. I'm pretty serious about it.

Tonight I'll lay off the drugs and try to write something. I really HAD something a couple of nights ago, dammit.
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