shit - for those of you feeling broody

Jul 23, 2013 13:24


Holy shit... literally. I was up to my ears in shit earlier today, very literally. Pinga hadn´t had a poop for at least a week, and her farts were getting worse and worse. Her diaper was rather wet so I took her to the changing table to get her a new one...

As I was taking the diaper off, it started. Poop, poop, and more poop... coming out, and out, and out... like someone was squeezing a thick tube of mustard and not letting go... and then suddenly explosive poop... all over the wall... and then more poop out all over the changing table... it was coming out faster than I could wipe it up, so Pinga was kicking around, getting poop all over her feet and legs...

Of course she was grunting and then grinning like a Cheshire cat throughout the whole thing... can´t blame her though, it must be nice to get it all out after just farting for over a week... :-P

So after she was emptied I had to take her up for a bath... and then I had to scrub down the changing table and wall... ugh...
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