Ihi
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I stole maire_a's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I set foksylady's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I bought porn for trollgris (-10 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, jiisa (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5182 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tuupli