The Avalon Legacy. 1.1.
Zeke: Hello friends, welcome to MY new legacy where I will be the best founder ever.
Stats:
Aspiration: Family.
Sloppy/Neat: 7
Shy/Outgoing: 2
Lazy/Active: 8
Serious/Playful: 3
Grouchy/Nice: 5
LTW: Graduate 3 kids from college.
Turn Ons - Make up & Blonde Hair.
Turn Off - Stink.
Zeke: Uh, I'm not so sure about this whole legacy thing now, can't I have an indoor toilet? And can you please not look at me while I’m trying to shit, it’s humiliating.
Sorry, there wasn’t enough room for the toilet in the house! Hurry up, let’s find you a lady friend.
Zeke: Dear matchmaker, find me my ~soulmate~
Gypsy: Glady, but first you must cross my palm with simoleons.
Hehehe all his monies.
Gypsy: That’s it? That’s all you’re giving me?
Zeke: I have an outdoor toilet, how much money do you think I have?
Gypsy: Alright, alright, I have the perfect person for you.
Zeke: Goodie, goodie! Who is it??
Gypsy: A cheerleader!
Zeke: Uh, is she over 18?
Zeke: I don’t like her, can I have my money back?
Gypsy: Sorry, non refundable. Enjoy your date.
Cheerleader: Come here little butterflies, I won’t hurt you!
Zeke: So, are you planning on acknowledging my existence on this date or….?
Zeke: Hey, send me a taxi ASAP. I need to escape from a date.
Cheerleader: muahaha you can’t escape me.
Nothing much exciting happened downtown, Zeke got his picture taken in the photobooth and Cheerleader guarded it in a creepy stalkerish way.
Zeke: Yeah I’m cute.
Upon arriving home after his failed date, Zeke rolled this want. I felt bad for him being so lonesome and his social bar kept freaking out and going into the red so….I suppose it couldn’t hurt, right? I mean, he can hardly afford to feed himself but kittens are cute!
Zeke: MUAH MUAH I LOVE YOU LITTLE KITTY.
This is Coral and she’s a ginger kitty! *squee* I shall not declare I AM GOING TO BREED HER AND DO A MINI CAT LEGACY because chances are she’ll become an elder and I will have forgotten to breed her, so…let’s just see what happens.
Can't cook, shouldn't cook. Ever.
To get some monies, Zeke got a job as a mascot. Ha ha. I’m amused
After work I sent him downtown to meet someone, anyone! AND OH MY WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE?
Zeke: I love your hair colour, it’s the brightest red I’ve ever seen.
Lolita: Thanks! But coming from a guy in a llama costume, I won’t take that compliment too seriously.
(Her name is Lolita! I have to have her in this legacy)
They flirt it up and Lolita is coy about the whole thing.
Lolita: Tehe, you're kinda cute.
Zeke: Noooo you’re the cute one!
Aw, you're both cute!
Zeke: Thanks but can we have some privacy?
Zeke, for some reason, decides to try to seduce Lolita with his great dance moves and even better dancing face.
Lolita: I like his dancing face. :D
Although I really adore Loltia, I kind of what to see what else the matchmaker has on offer, plus, Lolita has the same eye colour as Zeke. It’s not a huge deal but I would like a little more genetic diversity
Gypsy: Yes, I see someone for you
Zeke: Yippee! Please give me someone good! :D :D
Zeke: Let me see! Let me see!
Sigh. She’s fine but she’s not as lovely as Lolita.
Oops. What a shame it didn’t work out.
Another try and the matchmaker gives us this. Zeke politely ends the date. No one measures up to Lolita.
Crazy date #2: How could he refuse me??
Crazy date #2: Hey, what’s up? Just here to steal this old stinky newspaper as revenge for my terrible date.
I sent Zeke downtown to earn money after spending it all on the damn matchmaker.
Unfortunately, no one liked him. Nevermind bb, I know what will make you happy!
Look, it’s Lolita!
I thought Zeke deserved a good date so I had him invite Lolita downtown. The cute factor is unbearable
Lolita: Hello again, can we have some privacy please?
Stop looking at me like this, it’s freaking me out. *shudder*
Lolita wanted to dance with Zeke. Although the diner doesn’t exactly have the right ambiance for this…
Zeke: I think now would be a perfect time to kiss. *smooches*
Lolita: I disagree.
Zeke: Heehee. Please?
I don’t think that goober face is the way to convince her, Zeke.
Gee, I hope the diners are down with public affection and aren’t put off their food
Also, who can resist an empty photobooth? Not these two apparently!
~DREAM DATE HELL YES~
Back at home, crazy date #1 is being a bastard.
Crazy date #1: Ha ha ha I kicked your trash can over, I feel so much better now, this makes up for you dumping me.
And then this lovely creature brings Zeke flowers!
D’awww. *tear*
Crazy date #1: mauhahaha for no fucking reason at all.
Lolita moves in with $10,000 which means house upgrade! :D
It’s really not much at all but at least the toilet is indoors. Also, please excuse crazy date #2 being a bastard.
Lolita Cox
Aspiration: Knowledge
Job: Freelance Web Designer
Sloppy/Neat: 9
Shy/Outgoing: 2
Lazy/Active: 6
Serious/Playful: 3
Grouchy/Nice: 5
LTW: Max 7 skills.
Turn Ons - Fitness, Underwear.
Turn Off - Athletic.
What’s up Coral?
Coral: Oh nothin’ just frying in the desert sun, starving.
Sigh, she glitched and stayed here for fucking hours.
Zeke: BUBBLES :D
Poor Lolita fell victim to one of Zeke’s many hate letters. I think every girl in this neighbourhood must hate him.
HAPPY BIRTH- Wait, wait wait. What happened to my little ginger kitty?
Oh well, I suppose she is quite gorgeous. I might just have to breed her later.
Since they were dirt poor, I made Lolita dig for treasure, much to her delight. Sadly, all she found was rocks and bones.
Not to worry because apparently she was holding out on us! She had a $4,000 vase in her inventory along with a bunch of other stuff including a pinball machine
Zeke: I want to thank you for moving in with me and giving me all this money to refurbish the house and for making this burger for me…
Lolita: It’s no problem, I’d rather cook than eat your burnt crap.
Zeke: ehe, anyway, I wanted to give you this surprise!!
Lolita: *be cool, be cool*
Lolita: *excitement overload*
Zeke: :DDDDD
Ha, this cracks me up, proposing in a llama costume.
And never a more romantic proposal shall be heard of than proposing over burgers!
Coral ruins the romantic moment by destroying the furniture. I forgot how annoying cats could be.
Crazy #1: *FIREBALL OF HATE*
Whatever Crazy, you can’t beat this love.
Coral: Draw me like one of your French girls.
With Lolita’s extra cash, they had enough money to buy an exercise machine so that Zeke could finally gain body skills and get a promotion and get out of that llama costume!
Another day of this bullshit. *sobs* Where’s a cow plant when you need one?
LOL
Since Lolita’s LTW is to max 7 skills, and she is one point away from mastering logic, I got her a chess table. Entertaining chess faces included.
So, I noticed Crazy hanging around again and at this point I got so fed up of her coming by every two seconds to knock over the trash can so, I hatched a plan.
Part 1:
Lolita: Hello, nice to meet you. I noticed you are around my house a lot…
Lolita: …SO FROM NOW ON YOU CAN KINDLY GTFO NEVER TO RETURN. GOODBYE.
Crazy #1: I’m meeeeelting…
Part 2:
Lolita: JUST SO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR…..
Crazy #1: HAHA you made yourself clear alright. Hope you enjoyed that ass kicking!
nooooo. D: D:
My plan fucked up, so onto plan B…
An outhouse with the trashcan inside, only allowing the household access. HAHA.
THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN'T GET IN, GOODBYE HAVE A NICE LIFE ECT
That could be arranged.
Lolita: You don’t think she’ll come back again, do you??
Awww, forget about her. There are more joyous things to think of, like…weddings!
Since they have no friends, it was just the two of them. Even Coral slept through it.
WHY SO CUTE?
Lolita: ~HATE BONER~
Coral: I can guard this house from crazy bitches ~meow~
This is awkward but...babies are coming soon!
That's all for now, I hope you enjoyed reading it. I'm having a lot of fun playing them and cooing over them, they are just so cute.