Letter
(this is not a real letter. if you thought it was, you should feel silly.)
Dear Youth leader,
I would very much appreciate it if you would stop twisting scripture to be something it is not. Please cease to read "rules for living" from the old testament, as the Old testament was more or less nullified with the coming of Jesus Christ. Saying that I must obey it is ridiculous, as the OT tells me to sacrifice sheep and to posess slaves. I would also like it if you stopped idolizing a certain youth. Unbeknownst to you, she is not the saint you believe her to be. She engages quite often in sexual relations with various young men, and she also is a pathological liar. Furthermore, please learn proper English. Contrary to popular belief, "feminum" is not a word. Lastly, I would be so very appreciative if you could please stop practicing your whale call during prayer.
Sincerely,
Chelsea E. Whitley, concerned youth.
Dear Youth leader,
I would very much appreciate it if you would stop twisting scripture to be something it is not. Please cease to read "rules for living" from the old testament, as the Old testament was more or less nullified with the coming of Jesus Christ. Saying that I must obey it is ridiculous, as the OT tells me to sacrifice sheep and to posess slaves. I would also like it if you stopped idolizing a certain youth. Unbeknownst to you, she is not the saint you believe her to be. She engages quite often in sexual relations with various young men, and she also is a pathological liar. Furthermore, please learn proper English. Contrary to popular belief, "feminum" is not a word. Lastly, I would be so very appreciative if you could please stop practicing your whale call during prayer.
Sincerely,
Chelsea E. Whitley, concerned youth.