A Shakespearean Femio, no less ♥bothyourhousesAugust 12 2009, 16:07:17 UTC
[[scoffs]] Thou, slay me? Be thou man or devil, I am not afeard! Begone from my presence at once, or I'll make thee skip! [[resting a hand on his swordhilt]]
Dost speak of humanity when thou art a sorcerer or a devil? A stranger thou may'st be, but that doth not excuse poor manners. Seek'st thou to put me out of countenance by falsely taking my countenance upon thyself? Or dost thou make a double man of me when I am a bachelor? Resume thine own shape at once, sirrah!
[[puts his hand on his swordhilt again and takes a step threateningly towards Femio, since that seemed effective the first time.]]
Any gentleman must be skilled in the use of his weapon. And thy beauty is wrongfully stolen! [[poses to display his beauty to the best advantage, to emphasize his words]] Show thyself in thy true likeness, coward sorcerer!
The town? [[considers this suspiciously]]'Tis true enough, my young friend Romeo put strange speech upon me, then denied he had met me erewhile. Was he bewitched, then, when he did so? How may one know the true from the false, when no man is himself?
Yet with all this thou hast not yet explained to my liking, sirrah, why thou bear'st my countenence!
Sry for deleting the first time -- I forgot what my name was *facepalm*bothyourhousesAugust 13 2009, 20:19:21 UTC
[[smiling]] A gallant answer, i' sooth! I am likewise called Femio, the Prince's kinsman of Verona, though I am closely tied by friendship to the House of Montague.
[[more seriously]] A warning, good fellow -- if thou mean'st to walk abroad thus, take care to avoid Mythal of House Capulet. He hath sworn my death, not for any offense done to him, but for some peevish fancy of his own. An he sees thee, thou'rt like to suffer for it, if thou hast not a right good hand with a blade or Mercury's own pair of heels.
Villain! how dare'st thou don my visage? 'Tis beyond denial, mine is the fairest countenance in Verona -- na'theless, thy wanton theft is shameful!
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BRING OUT YOUR TRUE FACE OR I WILL HAVE TO SLAY YOU ON THE SPOT!
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[[searches empty pockets franticly]]
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WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD SETTLE THIS OUT IN A MORE GENTLEMANLY MANNER LIKE A PROPER PRINCE WOULD BE BETTER
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I am not sure where to start, this town is very strange to me
Note: get sword for guys that look like yourself but have pointy weapons and threaten to use them
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[[puts his hand on his swordhilt again and takes a step threateningly towards Femio, since that seemed effective the first time.]]
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[[IS TOTALLY TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO BREAK FOR IT]]
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Maybe it is the town that causes this! I have already meet doubles of girls!
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Yet with all this thou hast not yet explained to my liking, sirrah, why thou bear'st my countenence!
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Perhaps we should band together and figure out what mysterious figure is behind this! WITH TWO DASHING HEROS ON THE SCENE NOTHING CAN'T BE BEAT!
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[[more seriously]] A warning, good fellow -- if thou mean'st to walk abroad thus, take care to avoid Mythal of House Capulet. He hath sworn my death, not for any offense done to him, but for some peevish fancy of his own. An he sees thee, thou'rt like to suffer for it, if thou hast not a right good hand with a blade or Mercury's own pair of heels.
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