The Felstead Legacy 2.2
Henry...hey, Henry! You won the legacy heir poll!
That means you get to move back in with your parents, get married and have babies!
Oh. I see. Well, get used to it. Sorry Elizabeth fans, Henry is our heir!
Elizabeth: Wait...what? But I'm *so* pretty.
To celebrate, I decided to send the three (Edward and George are totally ignored in this update - soz) to the Lulu Lounge for some spouse-hunting and they all go in different directions.
William makes a beeline for his mum, who has thought better of staying home with her elderly husband...
...Elizabeth heads to the dance sphere...
...and Henry (naturally) hits on the nearest bar wench.
She's totally butters, and shoots him down anyway. You should be so lucky, girl.
Every time I check on Elizabeth, she looks like she's having absolutely no fun at all. But she won't get off the damn thing!
Elizabeth: Wheeee, I don't need to get drunk! I'm going to get sick the natural way!
Meanwhile, Henry is jamming in the hot tub discussing fashion with his mum...
I eventually forced Elizabeth to get off the dance sphere because there was a small crowd of sims around her going 'Hoohoo! Ayaaaa!' which I think means 'Give someone else a turn, bitch!'. She went to the hot tub to catch up with Noelle and William. Naked.
(Henry in the background chatting up Demene, who I actually quite like.)
Noelle followed her kids back to the dorm and started prancing about in her bikini. This would be totally embarrassing if she wasn't such a MILF. All the fugly-faced male dormies were checking her out.
Er, Noelle, your husband is old and decrepit. Go home.
Hey, remember when I said my money was on Dominique? I was right!
I made Henry apologise because I'm sick of them beating each other up all the damn time, but he just turned around and did this.
So they continue to fight (Elizabeth is loving it).
And Dominique continues to kick his ass.
She likes to celebrate a good beating by smooching up to Cole. With Henry creeping on them, obvs.
Or William. She's not picky, you know.
Eventually Henry retreats to a toilet cubicle where he can read his paper in peace. See? He's still wearing pants. He can't possibly be peeing through his pants, CAN HE? O_o
I invited Demene from Lulu Lounge around, then realised she has black hair and kicked her out again.
Sorry Henry.
William!
William!
William!
Ever since Lulu Lounge, Henry's been on the beer. I think he's doing it to be cool because he doesn't really like it.
Dominique: I hate him...BUT I LOVE HIM!
Um...okay?
He's just so subtle.
In the end nobody noticed the prank except the cow who got rained on. Bad moooove. 8)
It's exam time. Obviously Henry 'forgets' his shirt.
Aaand it's Deans list all around! To celebrate: presents!
I thought it was time to get Henry started on the whole Rock God thing.
He sucks at guitar but he's got some great faces.
Broody rock star, are we?
We also clearly needed one of these.
And one of these. Because what is college without getting high?
The major stoner in the family is William, by the way. Good, knowledge sim William. He claims it's broadening his mind but I think he's doing it for fun.
William: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oops, Henry and William both fell in love with Victoire in the same room. Can't imagine why.
Yeah, you worry. Twat.
William rolled a want to go roller skating so I sent them all to the roller rink to cheer everyone up. Victoire fell on her ass before she even got in the rink, which made me smile :)
So did Henry, which made Elizabeth smile.
She even smiled when she went tumbling down as well. So good-natured. Would make a great heir. Naaat!
Outside the rink, shit goes down and William is a big surprise!
William: Nobody steals my money and gets away with it!
Fisticuffs! The music was amazing. And William got that all important $150 back.
The kids leave with Elizabeth's lovely falafel untouched. She's such a Martha Stewart.
Back home, they start working on their final Sophomore exams and my pictures decide to go really shit.
But so cute.
.Henry thinks they would all be better off just robbing a bank.
FIRE!
Don't worry ladies, Tough William has it covered.
Shortly after this, Dom and Victoire graduated! William's pretty sad about it because he had them both on the go most of the time, but Henry is delighted because new female dormie!
Well that escalated quickly.
Her name is Karen and I think she may be our wifey!
I guess she's a romance sim too. This should be interesting.
But they are totally cute getting drunk and dancing!
Elizabeth also has a steady beau, MJ Delfino! Yes, I have all the Desperate Housewives characters, too.
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In other news:
Elizabeth outshone Henry on guitar.
And HEY, fried chicken!