10 Reasons Why I Am Better Than Dota

Oct 09, 2006 01:07

1. I can love you back.

2. If you make a wrong move, I can forgive you.

3. I can give you better rewards.

4. You can talk to me and I wont trashtalk you.

5. I can make you my master, and me your slave!

6. i can make sure that you get home.

7. i can save you.

8. i can help you solve your problems instead of running away from them.

9. i am emo. and i should be if i am to love you.

10. i've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than dota. lollercoaster.

omg i just used lollercoaster. kill me now.

hohoho.
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