The Disaster Legacy - 5.3
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We still goin! :0 idk what else to say here. Um. Drink some water! STAY HYDRATED
ONWARD
Xoe: "Like this... RAAAAH."
What are you teaching this bird
I built them a new pool area, that I may mess with more later to pretty it up a bit
also I already reget the slip and slide. It's Ollie's favorite thing in the entire world
Glad Xena appreciates the area
I get it Raven
We all get it
Well THAT'S going in the nursery!
Virgil: "I don't understand why you're even still here! We got DIVORCED."
Raven: "Because my GRANDCHILDREN live here. Maybe YOU should move out. Since they like me more anyway."
I sigh
She has NEVER won one of these fights
I had him call Jaylee to meet him at the park
I look over to see if she's there yet
See him like this
Xavier why
Jaylee: "Oh, you dressed up for a play?"
Xavier: "I'm playing what?"
Both of you, no, I've used that joke too many times
At least she seems pretty charmed by his silly antics
And my God she's pretty
Xavier agrees
Be patient
They goofed off a while like cuties
Waldo had.... and interesting day at work
Said Seminar was at the criminal warehouse lol
....:0 really? You showed up here of your own volition?
Xoe: "Cameron! Hi!"
Cameron: "Hey... I was thinking. You seem like you NEED a friend so-"
Xoe: "I have a friend."
Cameron: "You do?"
Xoe: "Yeah! You, silly."
Cameron: "....I see."
They had some treehouse time
Xena wasn't invited
Ollie's favorite time of day? When Waldo gets home from work
Oh you.
um. Pretty sure Pat is a young adult I could be wrong
either way NO
They both get wishes to woohoo CONSTANTLY.
CON. STANT. LY.
Ollie: "So, how was work?"
Waldo: "No one died today, so..."
Ollie: "O-oh. Well good."
No one:
Xena: -wakes up in the night and pees herself-
must have been SOME nightmare
Mailperson: "Ah! Goodmorning, Mister Disaster!"
Mailperson:
gASP
VIRGIL BECOMING OLD?
I mean, finally, damn
What a cutie
I debated changing his hair but.......... no he keeps his lucious locks
Xavier: "School is pointless, I don't see why I have to even go."
Virgil: "Well, y'see...."
Xavier: "I like READING. If school had more reading then it'd be great."
Virgil: "...What ARE you kids doing at school all day then?"
Gosh Umber was OLD AS BALLS
Aw, Lillian
Better than Fanny Disaster.
Xoe is DISGUSTED by your love
Speaking of
Xena: "The love of my life is coming over so can you please. PLEASE not bother him?"
Xena: "I'm looking at you, Xoe."
Xoe: "Sorry, can't hear you over peanutbutter."
:0 OZZIE! Finally got him to come over!
They spent way too long just gossiping about.
Everyone.
wHom?
wait what.
Winning smile
beating the heck out of each other with pillows is a true sign of sim friendship
Ozzie: "Hey could I borrow one of those costumes?"
Xena: "Yeah! You can be a dinosaur too!"
Ozzie: "I have a better idea."
Ozzie: "I hereby decree this house and every dinosaur in it is mine."
Xena: "RRRRAAAAA-- wait huh?"
Really guys.
At least even in death Lance is staying true to himself
MORE
maybe they really want a boy? idk
Ollie: "Hon? Are you in a mood?"
Waldo: :|
Ollie: ".....Would snuggling help?"
Yes c:
Ollie: "It's love day...."
....is that a problem
Ollie: "What if Xavier is..."
Ollie: "REJECTED?"
He'll be fine
Ollie: "But what about my husband?"
What about---
....Don't worry about it
oooOOooOOooo
Well, go tell her in person Xavier
Ah yes, gotta look your best and-
...Practice facial expressions. I get it.
Xoe is in there
Somewhere
Before he left, Xavier hung out with his sisters and it was very cute
Gasp :0 SHE AGING
Virgil: TOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Raven: "I don't get it, why are you celebrating--"
Virgil: "Because it means you're moving out! Bye!"
Raven: "I'm what?"
Moving out. Yep. I'd decided when she became an elder she'd go
She took french fry with her cause 1. he was originally hers anyway and 2. I always forget how annoyed I get with the pets in this game
Waldo and Ollie went out for breakfast and saw Willow and her fam!
Fanny you look 80 years old
Xavier: "So, like I said in my letter, I want us to be BFFs!"
oh
Jaylee: "Well, of course we're best friends forever.... but what about something else?"
Xavier: "Something else?"
Jaylee: "You're the one that brought it up in your love letter. That you labeled LOVE letter."
Xavier: "Oh... Oh right. Um. Do you want to go to prom with me? And maybe have a date today involving kareoke and snacks?"
Jaylee: "That's more like it."
He will NOT promise this.
Awww C:
Hey Evan.
...Hey?
Evan????
Evan: "Willow paid me $5 to do this."
I'm sure she did
Meanwhile-- XAVIER
I know people call it sucking face but NO
Fortunately, she was into it and he thanked whatever force looks down on him
me I guess
Good kids
Good dance moves, random cat
And as usual
They sounded terrible :)
Oh :0 two more love day visitors!
Ozzie is just a prince now I guess
Xoe: "ohhh... Are you here to be my date for love day?"
Cameron: "I-- I uh. Well. I... yeah?"
Xoe: "Good cause otherwise I would have beaten you up."
Cameron: "Uh."
They had a good time
Ollie making everyone else dinner before he and Waldo go out
Waldo is having. Thoughts.
Ollie thinks he's being dramatic.
The usual.
Xena: "Here I got you something. I found it in a closet."
Ozzie: "Oh. um great thanks-"
Xena: "It's a playstation 4."
Ozzie: "OH. THANK YOU. I'LL JUST BE TAKING THIS."
the game system was in the family inventory and not being used so lol
They got home, Waldo IMMEDIATELY changed into his PJs then made out with Ollie who was still in his suit
While Xavier drowned them out
IT IS TIME FRIENDS
What a lovely lady :D
Schmoozer fits pretty well actually
and I know y'all don't see her putting the artistic stuff to use but she's been writing mostly
NEXT UP
No sparkles for Xoe
Her list of traits is just. something.
Xena: "So, grandpa, can you teach me how to make money while not having to work a day in my life? Just like you?"
Virgil: "--eRK."
Er. On thaaat note WE'LL SEE YA'LL NEXT TIME