"So take that home to your wife."
Sarah (since you're usually the one within slapping proximity) next time I say "I'm Nikki P and I get whatever I want." I want you to punch me in the face. No questions asked.
I have this unstoppable ability to corner myself in situations when I KNOW (prior to wedging my way into them), that NOTHING will ever come of them.
Maybe that's why I put myself there, subconsciously.
Stupid. Little. Girl. Nicole. STUPID!
*smirks*