Welcome to the Rock Star diet.
The way I act and re-act to the perpetual bullshit in my relationships is evident that I’ve evolved immensely since I started dating. I mean, the absolute worst possible side of me is that submissive, subservient bitch who sacrifices entirely too much to make other people happy-- Or marginally satisfied.
And the real kick in the teeth is that half the time it’s not even really worth the effort, to me. Which is why I just stop caring.
Watch the fucking dust settle, mother fuckers.
So I went out and bought two cases of Slim Fast this week (I bought the easy to digest, lactose free, appetite curbing ones) which really weren’t that awful but they’re definitely not a “meal replacement”.
I stared at the can, felt like someone shoved a pound of chocolate powered chalk down my throat and ate a slice of pizza. Shit lies.
The only FDA approved “fat blocker” is Orlistat which still has dreadful side effects that are worse than being slightly overweight in the first place.
I still haven't quit taking Digex.
And I think that I’m going to go on the “Rock Star” diet that I was on this time last year. No meds, lots of ciggarettes, lots of clear liquor, LOTS AND LOTS OF DANCING and any other various drugs that ensued.
This I what I look like now:
This is what I used to/want to look like:
FUCKING SKELETOR MAN.
And the real kick in the teeth is that half the time it’s not even really worth the effort, to me. Which is why I just stop caring.
Watch the fucking dust settle, mother fuckers.
So I went out and bought two cases of Slim Fast this week (I bought the easy to digest, lactose free, appetite curbing ones) which really weren’t that awful but they’re definitely not a “meal replacement”.
I stared at the can, felt like someone shoved a pound of chocolate powered chalk down my throat and ate a slice of pizza. Shit lies.
The only FDA approved “fat blocker” is Orlistat which still has dreadful side effects that are worse than being slightly overweight in the first place.
I still haven't quit taking Digex.
And I think that I’m going to go on the “Rock Star” diet that I was on this time last year. No meds, lots of ciggarettes, lots of clear liquor, LOTS AND LOTS OF DANCING and any other various drugs that ensued.
This I what I look like now:
This is what I used to/want to look like:
FUCKING SKELETOR MAN.