Kissing ass in all the right places.
When I think about the severe ass kissing I'm going to have to do when I get back to school next Tuesday, it almost makes me want to crawl into a hole and die.
It's difficult to convince a teacher that you actually do have chronic illnesses when you have a chronic skipping disorder, simultaneously.
Me: I'm not going to be able to come up and see you this Spring Break, I'm really sorry. I wrote you and email explaining why, I love you.
Chloe: Well, Jess is making me a bad-ass dinner right now, like a good house wife should.
That made me want to retract the fucking email I sent. I'm going to pretend that's just how Chloe deals with things, instead of, you know, actually caring.
David is bringing me some sort of delectable breakfast sandwich right now, thank God.
It's difficult to convince a teacher that you actually do have chronic illnesses when you have a chronic skipping disorder, simultaneously.
Me: I'm not going to be able to come up and see you this Spring Break, I'm really sorry. I wrote you and email explaining why, I love you.
Chloe: Well, Jess is making me a bad-ass dinner right now, like a good house wife should.
That made me want to retract the fucking email I sent. I'm going to pretend that's just how Chloe deals with things, instead of, you know, actually caring.
David is bringing me some sort of delectable breakfast sandwich right now, thank God.