I haven't heard from my scam artist!
I decided to email the scam artists trying to help me get frozen Iraqi funds out of a Hong Kong bank since I have not heard from him in several days:
Li,
It has been several days since I have heard from you. I'm worried that perhaps something has gone wrong with our transaction? I hope you are alright and that nothing ill has befallen you. I don't know if I could stand to live knowing that something has happened to you. Please email me back with all rapid speed so that I may know that our plans are still in the works and that you are alright and in good health.
Very, very truly yours, and yours alone,
Me
Li,
It has been several days since I have heard from you. I'm worried that perhaps something has gone wrong with our transaction? I hope you are alright and that nothing ill has befallen you. I don't know if I could stand to live knowing that something has happened to you. Please email me back with all rapid speed so that I may know that our plans are still in the works and that you are alright and in good health.
Very, very truly yours, and yours alone,
Me