And Kelly took forever but finally posted! Yay!
Khrima: My Laser Bots!
Kelly: Uhh… whoops… (To Scott) We are so doomed.
Khrima: If by doomed you mean soon to be-
Argent: Um, sir… we already did the Hot Pants joke too many times.
Khrima: Argent. Do I pay you to criticize my threats? Besides, what makes you think I was going to threaten them with Hot Pants? Ahem. If by doomed you mean soon to be… um… lowered into a vat of boiling sharks-
Argent: *sigh*
Khrima: -then yes, I’d say you are very doomed!
Scott: Wait, you can’t kill us!
Khrima: Why not?
Kelly: Uhh… I speak French!
Khrima: Spoony. You’re right, I still need you. But you…
Scott: Of course you need me, Boss! Where else are you going to find a minion who’s man enough to wear pink?
Khrima: …you do have a point, there. And you did complete your mission… Alright Rose and Verte, no sharks for you today. Now go polish my lasers or something, before I change my mind!
(Scott and Kelly begin to walk away, but…)
Argent: Aren’t you forgetting something, sir?
Khrima: Oh no! Did I forget to feed my gigapet again?
Argent: Uhh… no, I meant the party, sir. You were going to use your Laser Bots against them.
Khrima: Oh, yes. Well, since these two have destroyed the Laser Bots, I think it’s only fair that they take their place! Go, Rose and Verte! Destroy the party, and then… the World!!
Scott: Starting with Mrs. Fields!
(So Scott and Kelly go off to fight the party!)
Kelly: Scott... isn’t this bad? We can’t kill the party! And we can’t let them kill us! And if we fail Khrima again, he may-
Scott: Oh, he’ll never kill us. We’re main minions, we can’t get killed, only threatened. We’re like Smee or something!
Kelly: Ok… still, I wonder how this all will end…
(dun dun DUN! Overdramatic sound effects!!)
(Back with Khrima)
Khrima: One thing bothers me, Argent. That hole they fell through… what the spoon was that?? Did those two make it? How could they wield such power?
Argent: Well, I think-
Khrima: How can I wield such power??
Argent: Well, you could-
Khrima: Argent… go feed my gigapet.
Argent: Yes, sir.
[And Kelly posts with 10 minutes to spare... wait sort of... minus the time it would take Scott to read it... and maybe he still needs to get ready for bed too... well anyway I posted before 2:30 dangit!! =) ]
Kelly: Uhh… whoops… (To Scott) We are so doomed.
Khrima: If by doomed you mean soon to be-
Argent: Um, sir… we already did the Hot Pants joke too many times.
Khrima: Argent. Do I pay you to criticize my threats? Besides, what makes you think I was going to threaten them with Hot Pants? Ahem. If by doomed you mean soon to be… um… lowered into a vat of boiling sharks-
Argent: *sigh*
Khrima: -then yes, I’d say you are very doomed!
Scott: Wait, you can’t kill us!
Khrima: Why not?
Kelly: Uhh… I speak French!
Khrima: Spoony. You’re right, I still need you. But you…
Scott: Of course you need me, Boss! Where else are you going to find a minion who’s man enough to wear pink?
Khrima: …you do have a point, there. And you did complete your mission… Alright Rose and Verte, no sharks for you today. Now go polish my lasers or something, before I change my mind!
(Scott and Kelly begin to walk away, but…)
Argent: Aren’t you forgetting something, sir?
Khrima: Oh no! Did I forget to feed my gigapet again?
Argent: Uhh… no, I meant the party, sir. You were going to use your Laser Bots against them.
Khrima: Oh, yes. Well, since these two have destroyed the Laser Bots, I think it’s only fair that they take their place! Go, Rose and Verte! Destroy the party, and then… the World!!
Scott: Starting with Mrs. Fields!
(So Scott and Kelly go off to fight the party!)
Kelly: Scott... isn’t this bad? We can’t kill the party! And we can’t let them kill us! And if we fail Khrima again, he may-
Scott: Oh, he’ll never kill us. We’re main minions, we can’t get killed, only threatened. We’re like Smee or something!
Kelly: Ok… still, I wonder how this all will end…
(dun dun DUN! Overdramatic sound effects!!)
(Back with Khrima)
Khrima: One thing bothers me, Argent. That hole they fell through… what the spoon was that?? Did those two make it? How could they wield such power?
Argent: Well, I think-
Khrima: How can I wield such power??
Argent: Well, you could-
Khrima: Argent… go feed my gigapet.
Argent: Yes, sir.
[And Kelly posts with 10 minutes to spare... wait sort of... minus the time it would take Scott to read it... and maybe he still needs to get ready for bed too... well anyway I posted before 2:30 dangit!! =) ]