Me own version of Mike's alphabet

Jul 30, 2004 22:49

a is for Adam and Amy...thats me and me girl friend^_^

b is for breast which I like

c is for cat...I recently got a kitty

d is for "damn straight" something I say all the time

e is for erection which I have at the moment

f is for fat as in I eat like a FAT person ,but never gain a pound...don't you just hate me

g is for girlfriend as in me hot girlfriend Amy

h is for hell which is quite nice during winter I could have sworn I saw snow the last time I went but I think it was just ash

i is for inside thats where I am at the moment

j is for Josh aka Chub chub

k is for kate me psycho bitch ex-girl friend

l is for LIMBO!!!WHO WANTS TO LIMBO?!?!

m is for megan me new friend I met at blake..thats me high school

n is for napalm as in Adam knows how to make it with every day house items

o is for old people...I don't like old people cause its just a bad picture of what we might look like when we get old

p is for Pablo Picasso one of me favorite artist

q sucks on to the next letter

r is for raisin all they are ,are a dehydrated grapes I love grapes but hate raisins even though they're the same thing

s is for Sick And Twisted SAT or Secretly A Tease or Suck Ass Test...take your pick

t is for
"the fallowing statement is true,
the previous statement is false."...think about it

u is for uvula thats the little danglly thing in the back of your throat

v is for viagra...old guys use it cause their penises don't going "boing" any more(but I think the reason is because the thing that they're trying to get it up for looks like the crypt keeper!!!)

w is for wallaby a small marsupial that lives in Australia some times mistaken for a baby kangaroo or joey (thats what baby kangaroos are called)

x is fo...wait never mind cant think of any thing

y is for WHY is love so complicated

z is for umm zebra...thats the only word that I know of that starts with a z
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