Haha,,,I guess I like to cause problems in the world...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, basketcase51 (-5000 points). In March I pulled hxc_boy's hair (-5 points). In April In invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6723 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
turtlekisses