I thought about blogging, then I jizzed in my pants.

Dec 09, 2008 01:28

That's right, fools! I'm back for the December Playoff Push!!!

For those of you who aren't quite familiar with my rather frank subject line, well, I have this for you!



I suppose it's 'Dick in A Box' for 2008. But well worth the view, believe me my faithful readers!!! Yes, all 6 of you. I know I don't give you much to work with, with my (apparent) once-per-month entries. But...then again, who else is updating their LJ besides Patrick? We're all you've got, America.

So much has gone down since my last entry, from the demise of K2J to my own health issues. Not only that, but I somehow found a way to get a $14 billion bailout from the government. They were somehow able to disregard the fact that I usually waste my money on ITunes, gas and beer. I think the kicker was me walking from Columbia to Washington, DC. I was told that had I taken my private jet, things would not have turned out so great for me.

OK, so blogging, writing messages on Facebook, and doing a Myspace bulletin at the same time...does not lead to positive results.

Oops!
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