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I didn't know mortals could understand things.

When I saw this community, I felt relieved.

I felt understood.

I have a classic case of turtlecock. It's embarassing, especially since I'm a greek god. Do you know how many sculptures of me there are? And every single one displays my member in the "shell" position.

On the other hand, I am also the god of cock.

And when it is big, my penis is an omen of protection.